your topic description may sway others from coming here. As a matter of fact, why did you go with "how the hell are you"? You get 2 completely different vibes from it ; playful or offensive. Next time it might be a wiser to go with a "lesser" greeting.
Just letting you know
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Писатель всегда будет в оппозиции к политике, пока сама политика будет в оппозиции к культуре.