I have two cows Options

[Dr Strum]

You know the answer to that.

I can make one, so it's probably been done.

[Dr Strum]

Do you keep odd sleeping hours, even in other time zones?

[Dr Strum]

Yeah, I conveniently shift to the wrong clock no matter where I am. Planes make me not sleep at all.

I guess. I haven't been on a plane in like two years.

[Dr Strum]

I don't remember what time my flight is tomorrow. Is this bad?

[Dr Strum]

A farmer has a fox, a chicken, and a bag of grain. He must cross a river and has room in his boat for only one of those on a single trip. If the fox and hen are left alone without the farmer, the fox will eat the hen; if the hen and grain are left alone without the farmer, the hen will eat the grain. Neither of these is a desirable outcome. How can the farmer get the goods across the river?

[Dr Strum]

EDIT: THIS WAS SUPPOSED TO GO ELSEWHERE

I CALLED MY MONKEY THING "BURNINGASS" IS THAT IMMATURE OR MERELY APPROPRIATE

This post has been edited by P.P.A.: Jun 27 2009, 11:13 AM

[Dr Strum]

I'm no Rai, but obviously you should take the chicken, unless the grain is going to eat the fox while you're away.

[Dr Strum]

Can war unite?
Has one been won with no guns?

This post has been edited by DustyHaru: Jun 28 2009, 01:24 AM

[Dr Strum]

I don't remember what time my flight is tomorrow. Is this bad?

Everything's bad.

A farmer has a fox, a chicken, and a bag of grain. He must cross a river and has room in his boat for only one of those on a single trip. If the fox and hen are left alone without the farmer, the fox will eat the hen; if the hen and grain are left alone without the farmer, the hen will eat the grain. Neither of these is a desirable outcome. How can the farmer get the goods across the river?

You test me with a baby puzzle? God.

What is the maximum number of creatures a_1, a_2, a_3, a_4, ..., with a_{i+1} eating a_i if the farmer isn't there, such that the obvious analogous puzzle is solvable? Proof required.

I CALLED MY MONKEY THING "BURNINGASS" IS THAT IMMATURE OR MERELY APPROPRIATE

BURN IN GAS'S? CLEVER.

Can war unite?

It united the US and the USSR.

Has one been won with no guns?

Tribal warfare.

[Dr Strum]

Can war unite?

It united the US and the USSR.

It also unites people with God if you know what I mean

Has one been won with no guns?

Tribal warfare.

Any (non-Chinese) war before the 14th century has. And even a few ones afterwards.

This post has been edited by P.P.A.: Jun 28 2009, 07:06 AM

[Dr Strum]

You test me with a baby puzzle? God.

Was it worth a try?

What is the maximum number of creatures a_1, a_2, a_3, a_4, ..., with a_{i+1} eating a_i if the farmer isn't there, such that the obvious analogous puzzle is solvable? Proof required.

Who cares about the answer to this question? Does the farmer care?

[Dr Strum]

Was it worth a try?

No. I hate you so much.

Who cares about the answer to this question? Does the farmer care?

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[Dr Strum]

Rai, do you know any headache cures that don't involve aspirin?

[Dr Strum]

Have you ever lied to me?

What is the answer to this question?

Why do I feel the need to compile these damn plugins from source even though I know it's not going to work and I'm probably not going to use them anyway?

[Dr Strum]

Rai, do you know any headache cures that don't involve aspirin?

Pressure points. Squeeze an inch deep between your index and thumb, or poke around on both sides of your temples for a place that hurts. There's also a pressure point hidden under the ear, behind the lobe.

Have you ever lied to me?

Yes.

What is the answer to this question?

Patent Nonsense.

Why do I feel the need to compile these damn plugins from source even though I know it's not going to work and I'm probably not going to use them anyway?

Isn't that more interesting?