The Wishing Game Options

[Dr Strum]

Granted, but you must buy expensive presents for everyone you know. Again.

I wish for CAPITALIZATION.

[Dr Strum]

Granted. Capitalism leads to the loss of all of your money.

I wish I had a delicious loli and no trouble with the law.

[Dr Strum]

Granted. The loli severely hurts you, rendering you immobile and eternally crippled, and gets away with it without punishment.

I wish for the knowledge of that humanity's purpose is. Or the purpose of Earthly life in whole.

This post has been edited by P.P.A.: Jan 5 2009, 07:17 PM

[Dr Strum]

Granted.
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The answer takes eternity to sink in.

I wish for Robocop to take over New York.

[Dr Strum]

Granted. Hilary Clinton comes back.

I wish for purpose.

[Dr Strum]

Granted. Someone kills you on a carpet with the word PURPOSE.

I wish I knew what the hell this song was saying.

[Dr Strum]

Granted. it tells you that you're actually a woman with an ear infection and you'll need to get half your face amputated.

I wish I understood my own questions. (points to signature)

[Dr Strum]

Granted. However, you now speak like that all the time and no one else understands what you're trying to say. Also, you may be the target of several jokes involving derailing thought trains.

I wish I wasn't so addicted to video games.

[Dr Strum]

Granted. You are now addicted to heroin instead.

I wish for a levitating piece of land that I can use to make a flying fortress or city or to merely use it as a mean of transportation.

[Dr Strum]

Granted. Its artificial gravity is fault, however, and the impact from the fall kills you when you use it for the first time.

I wish I knew what the hell to do.

[Dr Strum]

Granted the you that wishes to eat your fingers off googles how to make the you that wants SWR to love a pole

I wish I knew what you is gonna say about me saying you saying about you and me when I say we

[Dr Strum]

Your tongue falls out.

I wish people here cared about Dept. Heaven games.

[Dr Strum]

Granted, but Riviera fans revolt your home for mentioning the idea, and burn the place with you in it.

I wish for a Nessiah figure.

This post has been edited by Miki Trie': Nov 22 2009, 04:26 AM

[Dr Strum]

Do your avatars always need to have a girl with something in her mouth? :/

[Dr Strum]

Happy? *Points to modified avatar*

This post has been edited by Miki Trie': Nov 22 2009, 04:27 AM