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public class Chair{
    Chair Chair;
    Chair This(Chair This){System.out.println("This chair.");return Chair;}
    Chair Chair(){return this.Chair("This").Chair(This(Chair(this.Chair("This chair."))));}
    Chair Chair(String This){System.out.println("This chair.");return Chair(This(Chair));}
    Chair Chair(Chair Chair){System.out.println("This chair.");return This(Chair);}
    Chair an_eyesore(){System.out.println("This chair is an eyesore.");return Chair;}
    void disappear(){System.out.println("Disappear.");}
    static Chair This(){return null;}
    
    Chair(){
        this.Chair = an_eyesore();
        disappear();
        This(Chair(This(Chair().This(Chair().This(Chair().This(Chair().This(Chair().This(Chair().This(Chair().This(This(Chair().This(Chair().This(Chair().This(Chair().This(Chair().This(Chair().This(Chair().This(Chair().This(This(Chair().This(Chair().This(Chair().This(Chair().This(Chair().This(Chair().This(Chair().This(Chair().This(This(Chair().This(Chair().This(Chair().This(Chair().This(Chair().This(Chair().This(Chair().This(Chair().This(This(Chair().This(Chair().This(Chair().This(Chair().This(Chair().This(Chair().This(Chair().This(Chair().This(Chair("!"
                )))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))));
    }
    
    class ThisChair<This,Chair>{
        ThisChair<This,Chair> This;
        Chair This(Chair This){return (Chair)This();}
        Chair This(){return (Chair)This.Chair;}
        This Chair = (This)(Chair)This();
        Chair ThisChair(){return This((Chair)this.Chair);}
    }
    class This extends Chair{
        
        This Chair;
        This(){}
        Chair This;
        
        Chair This(Chair ThisChair,ThisChair<This,Chair> This){
            return (Chair) This(Chair);
        }
        ThisChair<This,Chair> ThisChair;
        This(Chair This){Chair ThisChair;}
    }
    This Chair(ThisChair<This,Chair> ThisChair){
        return (This)(Chair.This) Chair(This(Chair(new This(Chair).ThisChair.This.Chair)));
    }
    static{This Chair = (This)new Chair();}
}

[Lite-Yoshi]

[oʷɛmʤi]

[Lloyd Seegymont the Rasier]

T̶͈̰̰͈͈̞̮̹̦͎̪̩̏ͪ͐̽̄ͦ̅̀͘͜ȯ̡̰̥͉͇ͤ̽̒͐̈̔̿̆̍̏ͥ̾̌̒̍͜ ̡̨̻͎̲̥̠̥̩̫̝ͦ̍ͣͪͬ͂̎ͩ̔̿̒ͣ̆͋̃̔̒ȉ̧̡̢͈̬̟̠̟ͪ̈ͮ̌ͭ̈́͌̚͢͡n̢̛̯̺̩̻̣̠̫͕ͤ̈́̅̂ͥͯ̿̐̄͌̚̕̕v̸̨̑͗̆̉ͦͤ͂̓͟͏̦͉͓͖̦̘͚̳͔̯̲͔̝̬͎͜o̴̧̧͙̫̜͈͖̮̯̘̘̙̺̪̝̤̼̯̗̎̂̉̽ͩ̋̓͑͊͒͂͗̊̎ķ̛̱̥͓̣͍͚̞͉̜̠̟̬̙̭͓ͮ͂ͮ̒ͤͥͨ̾͟ė̌̃̉̚͏̶̻̗͇̲͚͔̫̳̘̙̜͈͔̩̘͙̹̠͎ ̀ͪ͆̌̐ͫ̍ͭͣͣ̔̈́͗̍̽̎̑ͧ͏̸̷͝͏̠̘̣̼̗͉̪t̸͓͍̘̰ͨ͒͂ͦ͛̔ͨ̈̐̉̈́̑͆ͩ̾ͫ̚̚͠h̟̭̘̬̹͍͓̮͓̠̫̮̞̫̘͚͈̪͑͐ͦ̍ͯͣ̊́̕͢͞͞ͅe̟̰̟̼̻̹̣̮̞̩̲͕̼ͫͧ̃̇͘͟͠͞͝ͅ ̡̨̬̝̗͖͉̱̗͍͉͎̟͔̲̹̜̋ͥ̌ͧͮ̄̂͐̇ͥ̃̂ͦ̑͋͢h̴̷̼̝̖̙͚͔̲̦̗̠̹̣͖͖̮͋̀͗͊͑ͩ͗͂ͫͣ̋͝i̵͚͉̯̩͈̯͊ͤ̈́̄͒̊͒ͩ͌̐ͩ̄̽̇̎ͩ͝v͛̅ͬ̕͡͏͉̭̝̮͙̱̠̘̝̞͞ę̨̤̣̮͖̙̮̠͉̹̭̋ͯ͂̑-̷̨̠͔̠͎̜̬͖̝̉͋ͤ̂̎̌̌͛͒̐̆ͪͬ͆͐ͅm͙͉̫͇͎̿̋̀̇́͜ͅį̷̗͇̼̩̫͕͈̜̩̱̯̬̰̮̙̇ͭ̆͐͗̍̿̊̐̉̀̀ͅͅn̆͌̽̈́̈͢҉͍͕̳̺͎̺̹̰́ͅd̡̨̨̼͖̻̦̘̫̼̹͂ͫ͛̉͛͒̓̾ͨ̐ͧ̀ͫ̍͠ ̸̐͗́̅̎̔̐͏̨̦̫̫̘̼͠r̴̯̫̮̟̱̼̲̳͎̲͉̥̦̦̱̩̳̄̐ͪ͆ͪͩ͑͐ͣ͑́͘e̶̖͈͙̞̼͍̯̲̥͚̯̩̪̤͂͊ͥ̏̐̓ͣ̓͊͋ͥ̏̚̕p̢̜͎̹͕͍̠̠̜͛ͭ̌̿ͯ̈̓̾̚r̨͎̜͇͙̺̯̮̹̗̠͔̮͎̖͛ͫ̑ͫ̄̕͠ͅe̜͙̠͇̜͈͍̘͎̘̲̤̣̺̟̊ͦ̑̌̃ͧ̏͗̚͝ş͙͇̩̦̻̬̭̖̺͔̭ͬ͋̔́̍̐̚͠ẻ̫͕̻̪͚̼͎̭͙̊̓ͩ̀̄ͩ̂͐́̕ǹ̨̨͉̫̻͖̬̜̗̪ͪͭ̽ͩ̔̆̊͑̑̈́͌͐ͤ͌̊̈̅ͩ͞ṫ̢͌ͯͬ̎̆͊̐̎ͮ͗̅͏̢͙̯̺̝͔͖̕͜ȋ̡͙̗̜͔̬̻͓̘̼̠͖͙̬ͧ͋̾͋͛́̈̽ͤ̃̀̈́ͨ͜͝ń̢̃̅͆̂͌ͮ̒ͥ̚͏̰̯̘͚̻̬͖̻̙̬͎̱͈͙̫͇̖͇g̶̶͚̺͚̟͕̟̭͚͍̟͎͎͒͆̌͒ͩ͐͑͟ ̷̑ͯͩ̆̋͛̊͆́ͬ͐̄̔͏̷̴̧͈͎̞͉̮̥͔̜͇̖̠̻c̅̽͛ͩͪͣ͒ͯ̔̏̅̀ͬ̋͊҉̳̞̭͉͡ḥ̴̞̠̳͚̻ͤ͒̓̾͑ͬͯͧ͊ͯ̀͒̽͊͆͐̀͟͜ͅͅͅă̧̨͔̻̳̯̪̰̪̭̘ͥ͆ͭ̌̄̀̐o̴̪̰̫͓̙̾̓̎̂ͣ̾̀̒͊̔͑͗ͧ̀͌̓ͤ̾͌̕͟͝͡s̢͎͙̲̭̪͍̳̯̒̓ͩ̈ͪ̃ͭ̃͐͐ͨͩ̈̔͞͞.̸̇̄ͪͥ̃ͭ̆̈́ͩ̌̆́̈̚͝͏̭̝̭̠̤̣̰̖͞

This post has been edited by Lucho: May 23 2010, 02:31 AM

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WTF are you saying?