Old Godzilla was hoppin' around Tokyo town like a big playground when suddenly Batman burst out from the shade and hit Godzila with a bat grenade Godzilla got pissed and began to attack but didn't expect to be blocked by Shaq who proceded to open up a can of Shaq-fu when Aron Carter came from out of the blue he began to beat up Shaquile O'Neil when they both got flattened by the Batmobile but before he could make back to the bat cave Abraham Lincon popped out of his grave he pulled out an AK-47 from under his hat and blew Batman away with a rat-a-tat-tat but he ran outta bullets and he ran away coz Optimus Prime came to save the day
This is the ultimate showdown of ultimate destiny! Good guys, bad guys, and explosions as far the eye can see and only one will survive I wonder who it could be? This is the ultimate showdown of ultimate destiny!
Godzilla took a bite out of Optimus Prime like Scruff Mcgruff took a bite outta crime then Shaq came back covered in a tire track when Jackie Chan jumped out and landed on his back Bat was injured and tried to get steady when Abraham Lincon came back with a machete but something caught his leg 'n' he tripped Indiana Jones took him out with his whip then he saw Godzilla sneaking up from behind and he reached for his gun which he just couldn't find coz Batman stole it and he shot and he missed and Jackie Chan deflected it with his fist he jumped in the air and did a summersault while Abraham Lincon tried to pole vault onto Optimus Prime but they collided in the air then they both got hit by care bear stare.
This is the ultimate showdown of ultimate destiny! Good guys, bad guys, explosions as far the eye can see Only one will survive I wonder who it will be? This is the ultimate showdown...
Angels sang out... In imaculate chorus Down from the heavens... descended Chuck Norris who deliverd a kick... which could shatter bones into the crotch... of Indiana Jones who fell over on the ground... writhing in pain as Batman changed back into Bruce Wayne but Chuck saw through his clever disguise and he crushed Batman's head... between his thighs
Then Gandalf the Grey and Gandalf the White 'n' Monty Python and the Holy Grail's Black Knight Benito Mussolini and the Blue Meanie Cowboy Curtis and Jambi the Genie Robocop Terminater Captian Kirk Darth Vader Lo Pan Superman and every single Power Ranger Bill S. Preston and Theodore Logan Spoc The Rock Doc Oc and Hulk Hogan
All burst out lightning fast they kicked Chuck Norris's cowboy ass it was the bloodiest battle the world ever saw with civilians looking on in total awe the fight raged on for a century many lives were lost but eventually the champion arose the rest saw their better Mr. Rogers in a blood stained sweater...
This is the ultimate showdown of ultimate destiny! Good guys, bad guys, and explosions as far as th eye can see only one will survive I wonder who it will be? This is the ultimate showdown... This is the ultimate showdown...
of ultimate destiny!
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