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| Kinsoku |
 Jun 9 2008, 04:16 AM
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Fair warning: Snideness, elitism, and rude attitude await anyone who posts a statement which doesn't fit the rules.
This is "statements which make the universe implode", not "random Chuck Norris doing the impossible". That means that Vin Diesel punching his own face does not itself make the universe implode, nor does having Mr. T state something impossible and possible at the same time make the universe implode, because it requires Mr. T to say it, so unless you're Mr. T, that statement would not make the universe implode. No "this sentence is false" or any variation thereof, because that's old and lame. Try to be ORIGINAL, people. It's better to post nothing at all than to post something bad. Example of a good statement: "Hi, I like to talk about myself because I'm insecure." The second word, "I," tells you that the person is talking about himself/herself, and thus you would think that person might like talking about theirself. The next five words, "like to talk about myself," suggests that the person might be insecure, since he/she is introducing himself/herself by pointing out a flaw. But then the admission of insecurity boggles your mind, because all you can get from that is that the person is insecure, which is also what they're telling you directly. |
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| Nanashi |
Jun 10 2008, 01:02 PM
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 Fenrisulfr  Group: Arcs Posts: 286 Joined: 5-February 06 From: Millington, TN Member No.: 61 |
I divided by zero.
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| Enexodia Forbiddensia |
 Jun 10 2008, 06:36 PM
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I lost the game.
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| Geek4life07 |
Jun 10 2008, 06:39 PM
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 Shy Group: Arcs Posts: 25 Joined: 9-January 08 From: Geek World Member No.: 1683 |
The game can be won, but only if you lose.
~~~ QUOTE Geeks + Beauty= Ugly Betty Geeks + Science= Albert Enstein Geeks + Games= Me Geeks + Shemale= uhohhh....... |
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| MeleMewChew |
Jun 10 2008, 06:40 PM
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 Bitchy Whore Group: Naughty Children Posts: 43 Joined: 11-January 06 Member No.: 42 |
It boggles the mind.
Fuck, I lost the game! Or did I win? Hmmm.... ~~~ GO GO EMO RANGERS YOU MIGHTY MOSHIN' EMO RANGERRRRS!
<MeleMewchew> Bitchy whore bleeding heart emo ranger power! |
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Jun 10 2008, 08:33 PM
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Lazy Group: Arcs Posts: 9 Joined: 13-May 06 Member No.: 120 |
I can cause two Falcon Punches to collide.
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| Teeky |
Jun 11 2008, 04:08 AM
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Lazy Group: Arcs Posts: 9 Joined: 14-December 07 From: Somewhere you don't care about. >_>! Member No.: 1669 |
You people are all stupid.
~~~ *Too lazy to have a signature* @__@
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| blue grim angel |
Jun 11 2008, 04:32 AM
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 Casual Chatter Group: Arcs Posts: 55 Joined: 28-September 06 From: Either here, or somewhere else. Member No.: 233 |
QUOTE(Raijinili @ Jun 11 2008, 12:08 AM)  You people are all stupid. We have a winner. ~~~ Rose: Hey Ein, want a can of Red Bull?
Ein: Sure! Rose: Too bad, Ledah drank it. Ein: ... |
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| Gaggy |
Jun 12 2008, 02:34 AM
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 Lazy Group: Arcs Posts: 12 Joined: 13-July 06 Member No.: 163 |
I get three statements of actions, which is NOT a statement which makes the universe implode, but rather descriptions of actions thought to be impossible.
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| forsakensmile |
Jun 12 2008, 03:39 AM
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 Shy Group: Arcs Posts: 40 Joined: 24-December 05 Member No.: 12 |
I work hard for long breaks.
I can't really think very well under these conditions. This post has been edited by DustyHaru: Jun 13 2008, 07:48 PM |
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| Lite-Yoshi |
Jun 13 2008, 04:47 AM
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 Lazy Group: Arcs Posts: 20 Joined: 18-May 09 From: California, but not in the OC Member No.: 1886 |
You can neither spell nor understand the word "inhibition".
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| Silver Seraph |
Jun 13 2008, 06:14 AM
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Lazy Group: Arcs Posts: 14 Joined: 20-July 06 From: Los Angeles, California Member No.: 171 |
Maybe he meant UNhibition...
Wait... is that even a word? O well never mind I don't know what inhibition means |
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| TallyMeBanango |
Jun 13 2008, 06:44 AM
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Lazy Group: Arcs Posts: 5 Joined: 20-April 10 Member No.: 2049 |
When Enzd enzd, Enzd enzd enzd.
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| Marcuz |
Jun 13 2008, 11:45 AM
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 Lazy Group: Arcs Posts: 12 Joined: 8-October 07 From: Singapore Member No.: 1660 |
QUOTE(WhiteKnight @ Jun 10 2008, 04:33 PM) I can cause two Falcon Punches to collide. AWESOME. ~~~ The One and Lonely.
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| Xel |
Jun 14 2008, 07:33 PM
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 Casual Chatter Group: Arcs Posts: 50 Joined: 24-February 07 From: Brazil Member No.: 715 |
If you go back in time to see but not make contact or interact with your past self, it's unlikely anything paradox-y will occur. But if you go to from the present to see your future self you won't be able to because you wouldn't have existed in the future due to leaving for the future to see your future self, which doesn't exist. No paradox would exist here either because you wouldn't have been there to make a paradox occur.
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