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| Zeta |
 Jun 9 2008, 04:16 AM
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Fair warning: Snideness, elitism, and rude attitude await anyone who posts a statement which doesn't fit the rules.
This is "statements which make the universe implode", not "random Chuck Norris doing the impossible". That means that Vin Diesel punching his own face does not itself make the universe implode, nor does having Mr. T state something impossible and possible at the same time make the universe implode, because it requires Mr. T to say it, so unless you're Mr. T, that statement would not make the universe implode. No "this sentence is false" or any variation thereof, because that's old and lame. Try to be ORIGINAL, people. It's better to post nothing at all than to post something bad. Example of a good statement: "Hi, I like to talk about myself because I'm insecure." The second word, "I," tells you that the person is talking about himself/herself, and thus you would think that person might like talking about theirself. The next five words, "like to talk about myself," suggests that the person might be insecure, since he/she is introducing himself/herself by pointing out a flaw. But then the admission of insecurity boggles your mind, because all you can get from that is that the person is insecure, which is also what they're telling you directly. |
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| Tyros Arcainix |
Jun 10 2008, 01:02 PM
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 Lazy Group: Arcs Posts: 11 Joined: 27-March 07 Member No.: 893 |
I divided by zero.
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| Hitoshura |
 Jun 10 2008, 06:36 PM
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I lost the game.
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| Deadelus |
Jun 10 2008, 06:39 PM
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 Talkative  Group: Arcs Posts: 134 Joined: 8-February 06 From: In this galaxy Member No.: 63 |
The game can be won, but only if you lose.
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| Walrus |
Jun 10 2008, 06:40 PM
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 ã¡ã‚‡ã†ã¡ã‚‡ã†ã•ã‚“ Group: Angels Posts: 431 Joined: 17-March 07 From: SPACE Member No.: 830 |
It boggles the mind.
Fuck, I lost the game! Or did I win? Hmmm.... ~~~ COME ON BOYS LET'S GO KILL SOME BOOOOOOAR
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| Sotel Kiseki |
Jun 10 2008, 08:33 PM
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 Shy Group: Arcs Posts: 35 Joined: 19-January 07 Member No.: 555 |
I can cause two Falcon Punches to collide.
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| Raijinili |
Jun 11 2008, 04:08 AM
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 Lieutenant Group: Gods Posts: 2539 Joined: 25-December 05 Member No.: 16 |
You people are all stupid.
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| Malice no Kokushi |
Jun 11 2008, 04:32 AM
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 Lazy Group: Arcs Posts: 10 Joined: 2-July 06 From: Italy Member No.: 156 |
QUOTE(Raijinili @ Jun 11 2008, 12:08 AM)  You people are all stupid. We have a winner. ~~~ <div style="background: rgb(112, 112, 112) none repeat scroll 0%; -moz-background-clip: -moz-initial; -moz-background-origin: -moz-initial; -moz-background-inline-policy: -moz-initial; text-align: center;">No future.
マリスは凄まじい破壊力を持っています。</div> |
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| Xephyr |
Jun 12 2008, 02:34 AM
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 Talkative Group: Arcs Posts: 105 Joined: 3-February 09 From: Somewhere where I don't know where I am... Member No.: 1835 |
I get three statements of actions, which is NOT a statement which makes the universe implode, but rather descriptions of actions thought to be impossible.
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| Jan Akiyama |
Jun 12 2008, 03:39 AM
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 Shy Group: Arcs Posts: 40 Joined: 26-December 05 Member No.: 20 |
I work hard for long breaks.
I can't really think very well under these conditions. This post has been edited by DustyHaru: Jun 13 2008, 07:48 PM ~~~ And I thought Saturos and Menardi had issues...- Sheba
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| Disaresta |
Jun 13 2008, 04:47 AM
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You can neither spell nor understand the word "inhibition".
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| Keith Kurogane |
Jun 13 2008, 06:14 AM
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 Casual Chatter Group: Arcs Posts: 73 Joined: 18-January 08 From: Doing his "Solid Snake" Thing at Castle Paltina Member No.: 1687 |
Maybe he meant UNhibition...
Wait... is that even a word? O well never mind I don't know what inhibition means ~~~ Pamela:Can I ask you Something?
Nessiah:Yeah... *annoyed* Pamela:How to make babies? Lets make one! Nessiah:WHAT??  |
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| Vixen1977 |
Jun 13 2008, 06:44 AM
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 Lazy Group: Magi Posts: 23 Joined: 23-December 05 From: Riviera, England Member No.: 8 |
When Enzd enzd, Enzd enzd enzd.
~~~  Yes, that is me on the right wearing red. Who wants a cookie? |
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| Xel |
Jun 13 2008, 11:45 AM
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 Casual Chatter Group: Arcs Posts: 50 Joined: 24-February 07 From: Brazil Member No.: 715 |
QUOTE(WhiteKnight @ Jun 10 2008, 04:33 PM) I can cause two Falcon Punches to collide. AWESOME. |
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| H. Tsukiyono |
Jun 14 2008, 07:33 PM
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 I am not a cat meow Group: Flunkies Posts: 310 Joined: 7-June 07 From: that CA state Member No.: 1457 |
If you go back in time to see but not make contact or interact with your past self, it's unlikely anything paradox-y will occur. But if you go to from the present to see your future self you won't be able to because you wouldn't have existed in the future due to leaving for the future to see your future self, which doesn't exist. No paradox would exist here either because you wouldn't have been there to make a paradox occur.
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