"Do you see anything? It seems to me I am trying to tell you a dream - making a vain attempt, beceause no relation of a dream can convey the dream sensation, that commingling of absurdity, surprise, and bewilderment in a tremor of struggling revolt, that notion of being captured by the incredible which is the very essence of dreams...."
Calvin: Native Americans would be more plentiful if they hadn't traded their land for casinos. Hobbes: Well, cowboys never even existed. They're just a masculine image campaign purported by Marlboro.