So imagine you're an admin and wanted to ban above poster. And give reason. Even illogical ones. Hope this thread get us a good laugh. Or not. Wut evar.
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[20:15] Irysa: I hate myself [20:15] Irysa: I made myself some curry [20:15] Irysa: and then [20:15] Irysa: I realised [20:15] Irysa: I wasn't hungry