HEY GUYS, I'M 18 NOW, --except now I can't remember where I put naked Cierra. Options

[MARIA IRL]

EXPECT PORN, I GUESS. ALTHOUGH I'M DOING COLLEGE APPLICATIONS SO ACTUALLY DON'T EXPECT ME TO DRAW ANY PORN UNTIL DECEMBER MAYBE IF I'M DONE WITH EVERYTHING ELSE BY THEN.

I ALSO LOCKED MYSELF OUT OF MY APARTMENT AND FORGOT MY PHONE, SO I'M SITTING OUTSIDE MY DOOR AND POSTING THIS ON MY LAPTOP ON MY NEIGHBOR'S INTERNET. AND HOPING MY TUTOR WILL A)SHOW UP SOON AND B) HAS THE SPARE KEY I GAVE HER BECAUSE OTHERWISE AP STAT HOMEWORK WILL TAKE PLACE ON THE GROUND OUTSIDE MY APARTMENT UNTIL MY DAD SHOWS UP AND CALLS ME AN IDIOT.