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| valkan |
 Dec 29 2005, 12:14 AM
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Vivec  Group: Knights Posts: 646 Joined: 23-December 05 Member No.: 5  |
Three guys are stuck on a deserted island. They have no way off until they find a magic lamp. Since the genie grants only three wishes, they each get one wish. The first guy says he wants to go home. So he is sent home. The other says he wants to go with the other guy. So he is sent to join his friend. The last buy starts crying and says "I want my friends back!"
Ten people are stuck on a hanging rope. They soon find out that its gonna snap if one of them does not let go. After all of their bickering, one guy says he will let go of the rope. So he makes a long and touching farewell speech. After he is done everyone claps. A guy is off to buy a bull.He tells his sister thathe will send her a telegram when he gets it. He finds one but when he tries to send a telegram, he is told that the machine is broken and can only send one word telegrams. After a lot of debating, he decides to send the word "comfortable". The telegram dude asks why that word. The boy replies "My sister reads slowly. She will understand." ~~~ "Wheels within wheels..."
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| Martel |
Dec 29 2005, 02:52 AM
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 Shy Group: Arcs Posts: 37 Joined: 6-May 06 Member No.: 118 |
a helicopter with three nationals are in it are going to crash. the three nationals, one Malay, one Chinese and one english man, decided to jump off the helicopter before it crashes. so, they agreed to jump off at the count of three.
"one, two, three!!!" there goes the english man. "yee, er, san!!" there goes the chinese man. "satu....dua....TI-" BOOOOOOM. the helicopter crashes. ~~~ "What was his name again? Midale?" - When one does not remember Milanor's name.
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| drag10 |
Dec 29 2005, 03:12 PM
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Lazy Group: Arcs Posts: 17 Joined: 8-April 08 Member No.: 1720 |
George Washington, Clinton and Bush are on an airplane. Their plane flew a cross a poor country. Clinton threw a $100 outside the window, face the other two and said, "I saved a family."
After Clinton said that, Bush looked at Washington, then at Clinton before throwing 2 $100 outside the window and declare "I saved 2 family." Washington looked at Clinton, then at Bush. Then he threw Bush out of the window and said, "I save the whole world!" XD |
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| DustyHaru |
Dec 29 2005, 03:16 PM
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 Check Length Group: Knights Posts: 916 Joined: 7-August 07 From: Check Length Member No.: 1632 |
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA XD
well.....what other jokes. hmm. well, in america, they dug up a phone line and scientists have declared it hundreds of years old. so they told the whole world "America was using telephone lines hundreds of years ago!!" then in china, they dug up telephone antennaes and scientists have declared it at least 500 years old. so they told the whole world that china had been using satelites 500 years ago. then in Malaysia, they decided to dig to see if they have any telephone lines or antennaes. when they dug and dug and found nothing, they finally declared "Malaysia has been using wireless since time uncounted!!!" okay. that was silly and boring XD |
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| Miki Trie' |
Dec 29 2005, 03:26 PM
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 Yush, I killed it. Group: Sprites Posts: 254 Joined: 24-October 09 From: Searching... Member No.: 1986 |
Ahahahahahaahah!! Where did you get those Malaysian jokes?
Aaaanyway... Ms. Smith stopped to reprove Johnny for making faces. "Johnny, when I was small, my mother used to tell me that if I made ugly faces, at some moment it would freeze and stay like that". Johnny looked up at her and thoughtfully replied: "Well, Ms. Smith, you can't say you weren't forewarned." |
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| Acras |
Dec 29 2005, 09:58 PM
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Lazy Group: Arcs Posts: 2 Joined: 29-March 12 Member No.: 2667 |
Telegram joke makes no sense.
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| CatKiba3 |
Dec 30 2005, 03:54 AM
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 Lazy Group: Arcs Posts: 10 Joined: 10-March 06 Member No.: 85 |
XD it was kinda funny XD
well........... blondes are so stupid that: they starved to death in a grocery store they call someones handphone for that person's handphone number but thats only two i can remember XD ~~~  |
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| The Accursed |
Dec 30 2005, 04:58 AM
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 Lazy Group: Arcs Posts: 23 Joined: 7-March 06 Member No.: 81 |
I have one thing that's funny. TNT and pudding.
~~~ :Ein's Familiar, Rose:
You are sharp-tongued, witty, and just the person your friends want with them if they're in trouble. You present yourself as reliable and brimming with confidence, and it attracts you many loyal friends. |
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| yip9 |
Dec 30 2005, 05:04 AM
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Shy Group: Arcs Posts: 33 Joined: 23-June 08 Member No.: 1749 |
lol. thats a splat.
~~~ I play Riviera for two reasons:
  IIRC, credits go to Feral Phoenix for Fiaa's icon and ChefMKT for the Lyuri scan. |
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| lightningdude |
Dec 30 2005, 01:00 PM
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Not-so-peculiarly absent Group: Arcs Posts: 229 Joined: 2-March 06 From: Illinois Member No.: 79 |
Ahh, the dumb blonde joke. I remember there's one that goes something like...
Blondes are so stupid that they put make up on their forehead when you told them to make up their mind. ~~~ These broken hearts are left with scars
Because of your lies And all this time, it feels like I'm Chasing shadows at midnight. --Pillar |
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| flunky1412 |
Dec 30 2005, 01:32 PM
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 Lazy Group: Arcs Posts: 16 Joined: 16-November 08 Member No.: 1810 |
A blonde and a brunette jump of a bridge. Who hits the ground first?
The brunette. The blond has to ask for directions. I know a ton of these jokes. I know a few dead baby jokes as well. |
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| Raij|Away |
Dec 30 2005, 03:00 PM
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Casual Chatter Group: People Too Lazy to Register Posts: 72 Joined: 10-July 07 Member No.: 1614 |
i'd rather not hear them.....
well, lets see..... what other jokes :\ well, i forgot most of my jokes XD well, lets seeee............. nope. got nothing on me. except my pants ._. |
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| RuikiaKarine |
Dec 30 2005, 03:31 PM
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 Shy Group: Arcs Posts: 36 Joined: 18-July 06 From: Brazil =D Member No.: 169 |
Blond jokes, or dead baby jokes?
Oh, here is a joke. A doctor, a lawyer, and an egineer are to be sentenced to death by being beheaded. There is not much time so there is only one chance at killing each of them. If it doesn't work they are set free. Doctor goes up. They ask, "Any last words?" He replies, "No." They try and fail. Laywer goes up. They ask, "Any last words?" He replies, "No." They try and fail. Engineer goes up. They ask, "Any last words?" He replies, "I can fix that..." ~~~ Nothing To Make @@
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| untouch |
Dec 30 2005, 04:54 PM
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 Lazy Group: Arcs Posts: 24 Joined: 27-December 05 Member No.: 23 |
don't get it ._.
~~~  Things change, things really change |
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| xaverion |
Dec 31 2005, 04:46 AM
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 Casual Chatter Group: Arcs Posts: 57 Joined: 11-September 09 From: City of Street Artist Member No.: 1971 |
That actually got a pretty good chuckle outta me.
~~~ Currently working on Other 4-koma
On progress right now...  Searching other comic that interesting to be translated |
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