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| WhiteKnight |
 Jun 9 2008, 04:16 AM
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Fair warning: Snideness, elitism, and rude attitude await anyone who posts a statement which doesn't fit the rules.
This is "statements which make the universe implode", not "random Chuck Norris doing the impossible". That means that Vin Diesel punching his own face does not itself make the universe implode, nor does having Mr. T state something impossible and possible at the same time make the universe implode, because it requires Mr. T to say it, so unless you're Mr. T, that statement would not make the universe implode. No "this sentence is false" or any variation thereof, because that's old and lame. Try to be ORIGINAL, people. It's better to post nothing at all than to post something bad. Example of a good statement: "Hi, I like to talk about myself because I'm insecure." The second word, "I," tells you that the person is talking about himself/herself, and thus you would think that person might like talking about theirself. The next five words, "like to talk about myself," suggests that the person might be insecure, since he/she is introducing himself/herself by pointing out a flaw. But then the admission of insecurity boggles your mind, because all you can get from that is that the person is insecure, which is also what they're telling you directly. ~~~ Yar har ho.
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| whoyodaddy |
Jun 10 2008, 01:02 PM
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 Had 2 cookies than ate 1 Group: Arcs Posts: 190 Joined: 4-January 06 From: U.S.A Member No.: 36 |
I divided by zero.
~~~  Even a hero is just a person. And people are suseptable to all kinds of injury or pain. |
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| Ryu2 |
 Jun 10 2008, 06:36 PM
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 Shy Group: Arcs Posts: 29 Joined: 5-December 06 Member No.: 326 |
I lost the game.
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| Suzu Fujibayashi |
Jun 10 2008, 06:39 PM
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 Apparent Racist Group: Arcs Posts: 861 Joined: 26-December 06 From: Apparently being racist somewhere Member No.: 426 |
The game can be won, but only if you lose.
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| Ruby Eyes Yuan |
Jun 10 2008, 06:40 PM
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 Lazy Group: Arcs Posts: 12 Joined: 29-November 06 From: Somewhere In Riviera Member No.: 301 |
It boggles the mind.
Fuck, I lost the game! Or did I win? Hmmm.... ~~~ "I am well aware of the legacy the Grim Angels created, but it is not the kind of life I desire." - Yuan; Ruby and Crimson (A Riviera Fanfiction)
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| Someone |
Jun 10 2008, 08:33 PM
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 Lazy Group: Arcs Posts: 23 Joined: 7-December 06 Member No.: 335 |
I can cause two Falcon Punches to collide.
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| Megafreak |
Jun 11 2008, 04:08 AM
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 Casual Chatter Group: Arcs Posts: 66 Joined: 1-December 06 From: In that little room for insane people.... Member No.: 308 |
You people are all stupid.
~~~ What really happened.....
Milanor: Well, you're a pretty one. What are- Yggdra: Jerk! *slap* Me deviatnart account --> http://slimemush.deviantart.com/ |
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| Blackbelt |
Jun 11 2008, 04:32 AM
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Lazy Group: Arcs Posts: 9 Joined: 23-November 08 Member No.: 1814 |
QUOTE(Raijinili @ Jun 11 2008, 12:08 AM)  You people are all stupid. We have a winner. |
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| Buddhu |
Jun 12 2008, 02:34 AM
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Casual Chatter Group: Arcs Posts: 67 Joined: 29-October 06 From: Anywhere but school~ Member No.: 259 |
I get three statements of actions, which is NOT a statement which makes the universe implode, but rather descriptions of actions thought to be impossible.
~~~ Air conditioners are just glorified refrigerators.
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| lightningdude |
Jun 12 2008, 03:39 AM
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Not-so-peculiarly absent Group: Arcs Posts: 229 Joined: 2-March 06 From: Illinois Member No.: 79 |
I work hard for long breaks.
I can't really think very well under these conditions. This post has been edited by DustyHaru: Jun 13 2008, 07:48 PM ~~~ These broken hearts are left with scars
Because of your lies And all this time, it feels like I'm Chasing shadows at midnight. --Pillar |
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| LukewarmHoliday |
Jun 13 2008, 04:47 AM
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 Casual Chatter Group: Arcs Posts: 96 Joined: 4-January 09 From: About 50ft above you Member No.: 1825 |
You can neither spell nor understand the word "inhibition".
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| el Sethro |
Jun 13 2008, 06:14 AM
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 Lazy Group: Arcs Posts: 12 Joined: 1-August 06 From: Sethrotopia Member No.: 180 |
Maybe he meant UNhibition...
Wait... is that even a word? O well never mind I don't know what inhibition means ~~~ <center>
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| H. Tsukiyono |
Jun 13 2008, 06:44 AM
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 I am not a cat meow Group: Flunkies Posts: 310 Joined: 7-June 07 From: that CA state Member No.: 1457 |
When Enzd enzd, Enzd enzd enzd.
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| Violently Happy |
Jun 13 2008, 11:45 AM
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 Lazy Group: Arcs Posts: 18 Joined: 30-August 07 From: A* Member No.: 1643 |
QUOTE(WhiteKnight @ Jun 10 2008, 04:33 PM) I can cause two Falcon Punches to collide. AWESOME. ~~~ be happy! Violently....
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| paperweight |
Jun 14 2008, 07:33 PM
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 Shy Group: Arcs Posts: 38 Joined: 15-August 06 Member No.: 192 |
If you go back in time to see but not make contact or interact with your past self, it's unlikely anything paradox-y will occur. But if you go to from the present to see your future self you won't be able to because you wouldn't have existed in the future due to leaving for the future to see your future self, which doesn't exist. No paradox would exist here either because you wouldn't have been there to make a paradox occur.
~~~ It's all a dream. Yeah... just a dream.
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