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| Ethronix |
 Jun 9 2008, 04:16 AM
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Fair warning: Snideness, elitism, and rude attitude await anyone who posts a statement which doesn't fit the rules.
This is "statements which make the universe implode", not "random Chuck Norris doing the impossible". That means that Vin Diesel punching his own face does not itself make the universe implode, nor does having Mr. T state something impossible and possible at the same time make the universe implode, because it requires Mr. T to say it, so unless you're Mr. T, that statement would not make the universe implode. No "this sentence is false" or any variation thereof, because that's old and lame. Try to be ORIGINAL, people. It's better to post nothing at all than to post something bad. Example of a good statement: "Hi, I like to talk about myself because I'm insecure." The second word, "I," tells you that the person is talking about himself/herself, and thus you would think that person might like talking about theirself. The next five words, "like to talk about myself," suggests that the person might be insecure, since he/she is introducing himself/herself by pointing out a flaw. But then the admission of insecurity boggles your mind, because all you can get from that is that the person is insecure, which is also what they're telling you directly. ~~~ Persona3 fandom
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| paperweight |
Jun 10 2008, 01:02 PM
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I divided by zero.
~~~ It's all a dream. Yeah... just a dream.
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| Ryouji |
 Jun 10 2008, 06:36 PM
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I lost the game.
~~~ If the apple never falls far from the tree......what happens if the tree's on a hill?
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| Rune_Ocarina |
Jun 10 2008, 06:39 PM
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 Yohohohoho! Group: Arcs Posts: 155 Joined: 29-September 06 From: Idon'twannafinishanything Town... Member No.: 235 |
The game can be won, but only if you lose.
~~~ KITTI IZ 4 FITE （（ 彡 彡 彡
∧ ∧ _＿ 巛 彡 ⊿彡》 (,,ﾟДﾟ)┻╋╋ ※ ο ο ο ο ο ο 巛 ゞ 彡 ソ彡 / ⊃┛￣ ＿|＼│＼／＼／│＿ ＼（ ノ ＼ ZOMFG ／ Currently: Not working on the projects I want to finish... |
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| Walrus |
Jun 10 2008, 06:40 PM
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It boggles the mind.
Fuck, I lost the game! Or did I win? Hmmm.... ~~~ COME ON BOYS LET'S GO KILL SOME BOOOOOOAR
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| Brook |
Jun 10 2008, 08:33 PM
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I can cause two Falcon Punches to collide.
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Remember kids- Don't take life seriously. No-one gets out alive anyway. I, personally, plan on living forever. Going well so far. |
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| Knightman |
Jun 11 2008, 04:08 AM
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You people are all stupid.
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| The Accursed |
Jun 11 2008, 04:32 AM
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QUOTE(Raijinili @ Jun 11 2008, 12:08 AM)  You people are all stupid. We have a winner. ~~~ :Ein's Familiar, Rose:
You are sharp-tongued, witty, and just the person your friends want with them if they're in trouble. You present yourself as reliable and brimming with confidence, and it attracts you many loyal friends. |
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| catlandcreator |
Jun 12 2008, 02:34 AM
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I get three statements of actions, which is NOT a statement which makes the universe implode, but rather descriptions of actions thought to be impossible.
~~~ The Kitt3h sees all. And aforementioned Kitt3h will nom all if he so chooses.
Roflcopter soi soi soi. Kitt3h nom nom nom. ...So, got any fud? |
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| AzureDemon |
Jun 12 2008, 03:39 AM
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I work hard for long breaks.
I can't really think very well under these conditions. This post has been edited by DustyHaru: Jun 13 2008, 07:48 PM |
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| Seve |
Jun 13 2008, 04:47 AM
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You can neither spell nor understand the word "inhibition".
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| CardBoardBox |
Jun 13 2008, 06:14 AM
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Maybe he meant UNhibition...
Wait... is that even a word? O well never mind I don't know what inhibition means |
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| Jomei |
Jun 13 2008, 06:44 AM
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When Enzd enzd, Enzd enzd enzd.
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| zesler |
Jun 13 2008, 11:45 AM
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 Casual Chatter Group: Arcs Posts: 74 Joined: 25-June 07 Member No.: 1579 |
QUOTE(WhiteKnight @ Jun 10 2008, 04:33 PM) I can cause two Falcon Punches to collide. AWESOME. ~~~ "If it is possible to manipulate this thread, then it will be possible to control everything in the world." -Luminous Arc
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| level |
Jun 14 2008, 07:33 PM
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 Casual Chatter Group: Arcs Posts: 73 Joined: 1-December 06 From: Singapore Member No.: 310 |
If you go back in time to see but not make contact or interact with your past self, it's unlikely anything paradox-y will occur. But if you go to from the present to see your future self you won't be able to because you wouldn't have existed in the future due to leaving for the future to see your future self, which doesn't exist. No paradox would exist here either because you wouldn't have been there to make a paradox occur.
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