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| Elnendil |
 Jun 9 2008, 04:16 AM
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Fair warning: Snideness, elitism, and rude attitude await anyone who posts a statement which doesn't fit the rules.
This is "statements which make the universe implode", not "random Chuck Norris doing the impossible". That means that Vin Diesel punching his own face does not itself make the universe implode, nor does having Mr. T state something impossible and possible at the same time make the universe implode, because it requires Mr. T to say it, so unless you're Mr. T, that statement would not make the universe implode. No "this sentence is false" or any variation thereof, because that's old and lame. Try to be ORIGINAL, people. It's better to post nothing at all than to post something bad. Example of a good statement: "Hi, I like to talk about myself because I'm insecure." The second word, "I," tells you that the person is talking about himself/herself, and thus you would think that person might like talking about theirself. The next five words, "like to talk about myself," suggests that the person might be insecure, since he/she is introducing himself/herself by pointing out a flaw. But then the admission of insecurity boggles your mind, because all you can get from that is that the person is insecure, which is also what they're telling you directly. ~~~ QUOTE Kenji: Where else would I could get beaten with a phone that would make me unable to remember it? The ass? |
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| Astarte Mellia |
Jun 10 2008, 01:02 PM
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 Lazy Group: Arcs Posts: 6 Joined: 12-June 10 From: Aventheim Member No.: 2074 |
I divided by zero.
~~~ Hm.hm..hm..Hi, I'm an astarte
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| Someone |
 Jun 10 2008, 06:36 PM
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 Lazy Group: Arcs Posts: 23 Joined: 7-December 06 Member No.: 335 |
I lost the game.
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| Lloyd Seegymont the Rasier |
Jun 10 2008, 06:39 PM
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 Keeping the forum afloat Group: Knights Posts: 1438 Joined: 22-December 06 From: Bayliss Member No.: 392 |
The game can be won, but only if you lose.
~~~ blues477 (10:29:38 AM): found you
(10:29:40 AM): you motherfucker LoRdXrAsLeR(10:29:48 AM): D: (10:29:54 AM): NO DON'T |
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| Archeia |
Jun 10 2008, 06:40 PM
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 (๑╹ω╹๑ ) Group: Knights Posts: 538 Joined: 21-January 08 From: Australia Member No.: 1689 |
It boggles the mind.
Fuck, I lost the game! Or did I win? Hmmm.... ~~~ |
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| Ethronix |
Jun 10 2008, 08:33 PM
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 Shy Group: Arcs Posts: 37 Joined: 3-November 06 From: Nifilheim Member No.: 263 |
I can cause two Falcon Punches to collide.
~~~ Persona3 fandom
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| EmperorGarlot XD |
Jun 11 2008, 04:08 AM
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 Lazy Group: Arcs Posts: 4 Joined: 30-August 10 Member No.: 2080 |
You people are all stupid.
~~~ Emilia... Half-sister of Emperor Gulcasa/Garlot... Descendant of Brongaa Dragon of Purgatory: From Moe... to Yandere /e3 /lv
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| Disaresta |
Jun 11 2008, 04:32 AM
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 Lazy Group: Arcs Posts: 14 Joined: 25-December 06 Member No.: 420 |
QUOTE(Raijinili @ Jun 11 2008, 12:08 AM)  You people are all stupid. We have a winner. |
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| Hayate |
Jun 12 2008, 02:34 AM
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 Nerd nerd nerd Group: Flunkies Posts: 340 Joined: 14-February 08 From: The Battleground Member No.: 1697 |
I get three statements of actions, which is NOT a statement which makes the universe implode, but rather descriptions of actions thought to be impossible.
~~~ Two wrongs don't make a right, but three rights make a left.
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| Calvat |
Jun 12 2008, 03:39 AM
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Lazy Group: Arcs Posts: 16 Joined: 20-April 06 Member No.: 114 |
I work hard for long breaks.
I can't really think very well under these conditions. This post has been edited by DustyHaru: Jun 13 2008, 07:48 PM ~~~
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| Antartique |
Jun 13 2008, 04:47 AM
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Lazy Group: Arcs Posts: 22 Joined: 11-June 07 From: Alaska, South Pole O.O Member No.: 1490 |
You can neither spell nor understand the word "inhibition".
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| Rosetta |
Jun 13 2008, 06:14 AM
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 Admiral Group: Flunkies Posts: 299 Joined: 23-December 05 From: Space Dreadnought "Nonna" Member No.: 3 |
Maybe he meant UNhibition...
Wait... is that even a word? O well never mind I don't know what inhibition means ~~~ Au.
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| chilly |
Jun 13 2008, 06:44 AM
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 Casual Chatter Group: Arcs Posts: 84 Joined: 1-January 06 Member No.: 34 |
When Enzd enzd, Enzd enzd enzd.
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| zesler |
Jun 13 2008, 11:45 AM
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 Casual Chatter Group: Arcs Posts: 74 Joined: 25-June 07 Member No.: 1579 |
QUOTE(WhiteKnight @ Jun 10 2008, 04:33 PM) I can cause two Falcon Punches to collide. AWESOME. ~~~ "If it is possible to manipulate this thread, then it will be possible to control everything in the world." -Luminous Arc
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| Teeky |
Jun 14 2008, 07:33 PM
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Lazy Group: Arcs Posts: 9 Joined: 14-December 07 From: Somewhere you don't care about. >_>! Member No.: 1669 |
If you go back in time to see but not make contact or interact with your past self, it's unlikely anything paradox-y will occur. But if you go to from the present to see your future self you won't be able to because you wouldn't have existed in the future due to leaving for the future to see your future self, which doesn't exist. No paradox would exist here either because you wouldn't have been there to make a paradox occur.
~~~ *Too lazy to have a signature* @__@
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