Jokes, Post some good ones Options

[Raijinili]

heh. chuckle. hmm......

what made the chicken cross the road?

and if you're a dumbass, you can answer that ^^

[Raijinili]

I dunno.


valkan, my mom is an engineer of some sort, that's why I know that one.

[Raijinili]

A guy walks into a bar.

OUCH! That gotta hurt.

[Raijinili]

Simplistic.

Try this.

Paranoia on Chrastmas Eve- Santa Claus is coming to get me!

Nonconformist on Christmas Eve- You better watch out, I'm gonna cry, I'm gonna pout and I'm not tellin you why.

Stupid guy on Christmas Eve- Jingle Bells! Jingle Bells! Jingle Bells! Jingle Bells! Jingle Bells! Jingle Bells! Jingle Bells! Jingle Bells!

Overachiever on Christmas Eve- Deck the halls and walls and cars and bars and malls and balls and trees and geese, etc.

[Raijinili]

hahahahaha. crazy. i like the second one, though.

[Raijinili]

Anyone know the TV series Lost (Its shown in Australia and America)?Heres one I made up based on it

The First Seires~ Lost...

2nd Series~ We're still Lost...

And Finally~ We're DEAD!

[Raijinili]

Russia : Cosmonaut
America : Astronaut
China : Taikonaut
Malaysia : Can or not

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One fine day when everyone's bored out of their minds, the US, Russian, China, and Malaysian's Representatives gathered to talk on their future plans in Astronomy.

US : In the year 2017, we and the Russians plan to send people to stay on the Moon!

China : Oh yes, we have plans for that, too.

Malaysia : Ah, well then, by the year 2020, we Malaysians are going to the SUN!

Russia : ... Isn't it too hot to go there?

Malaysia : *grin* We have that thought out already. We'll go there at night.

[Raijinili]

A man and his wife from Minneapolis want to go to Florida but they both had jobs, so it was hard to schedule both of them at once. However, they eventually were able to get the vacation, with the man going on Thursday, and his wife going on Friday. The man gets to Florida and writes his wife a letter to say he has arrived. Unfortunately, he accidentally sends the email to the wrong address without noticing.

Meanwhile, a widow returns home in Houston, having just come back from the funeral or her husband, a minister. She checked her email expecting mail from family and friends, and instead finds an email from an unknown email address. Upon reading the email, she faints and falls flat on the ground.

The email read,

"To my loving wife:

Just arrived here. I am happy to report that everything has been prepared for when you come here tomorrow.

From, your loving husband.

PS: Sure is hot down here."

[Raijinili]

Q: why do 15% of men only go to heaven?

A: cause anymore and it would be hell!!

[Raijinili]

LOL, I like Ash's and Chardes' jokes X3

[Raijinili]

Chardes crack me up more last night XD. I like your one Swifty-chan, the one on the presidents of Amerrica XD

[Raijinili]

I found out that most of my jokes are racist D:

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One fine day there's four people from different countries on this plane. They're all soldiers and were on some sort of mission.

The American took out a packet of cigarettes, smoked on one, and threw the whole packet out of the plane. Curious, the Japanese asked for his reasons of acting so.

The American said, "Oh, there's alot of cigarettes in America, so losing one is no big deal."

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A while after, the Japanese took out a brand-new discman, and threw it out the plane. The Singaporean soldier on board asked why did he threw a perfectly working piece of machine out the plane so carelessly.

The Japanese replied, "Ah, well, Japan has alot of these around, so it's okay to break one once in a while."

Seeing that, the Singaporean threw the only soldier left -- a Malaysian -- out the plane. The American and the Japanese looked on in wide-eyed shock.

The Singaporean replied, "What? There's too many Malays in Singapore. Losing one won't be a big deal, right?"

[Raijinili]

LOL! Dammit Chardes that was a good one but just a lil careful on it okay? Don't worry, we know your kidding, but still thats a good one XD XD XD XD XD

[Raijinili]

lol. jokes just seem funnier when its racist :\

[Raijinili]

One of the important UN meetings...

Ambassador 1- China!

Ambassador 2- No, no Thailand!

Ambassador 3- I was thinking of Japan.

Ambassador 4- Are you kidding? Russia!

Ambassador 5- I don't care what you think, I say America.

Ambassador 3- How about Italy?

Ambassador 4- Oh? Sounds good.

Ambassador 2- Should we send the order right away?

Ambassador 5- Yes. Lets.

20 minutes later, pizza hut sends over 20 pizzas to the UN conference.