The Strongest Matthew For Whenever Options

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Neat!

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I very suddenly came into a lot of extra free time.

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I THOUGHT OF ALL THESE THINGS TODAY. LIKE I WALKED OUTSIDE AND THOUGHT "I SHOULD HAVE WORN A SKIRT" AND THEN WHILE SITTING AT THE COMPUTER DOING WORK I'LL GET PAID FOR I COULDN'T GET THIS OUT OF MY HEAD: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fqXxqaDtwJ8 AND MADE THE GUY SITTING AT THE COMPUTER NEXT TO ME LOOK AT ME WEIRD BECAUSE I KEPT MOUTHING THE LYRICS AND THEN I WAS GOING TO CLASS AND THINKING "HOLY CRAP SERIOUSLY WHY AM I NOT WEARING A SKIRT" AND THEN WAITING FOR THE BUS I THOUGHT IT AGAIN AND THEN ON THE BUS WHEN WE PASSED A CERTAIN AREA THAT HAS SOME "VICTORIAN ROOM" PLACE I REMEMBERED A THING I THINK ABOUT PRETTY MUCH EVERY TIME I SEE IT AND THEN I REMEMBERED IT AGAIN ON IRC BECAUSE NOIR AND THEN

[01:34:02] <AHH> I KEEP THINKING IT WOULD BE COOL TO SET UP SOME SORT OF PLACE
[01:34:05] <AHH> A BARLIKE PLACE
[01:34:07] <AHH> WITH A NOIRY ATMOSPHERE
[01:34:24] <AHH> ENCOURAGE EVERYONE TO DRESS CLASSY
[01:34:27] <AHH> PLAY CLASSY MUSIC
[01:34:31] <Vahnoir> LIKE FILM NOIR? MAN IMAGINE IF
[01:34:32] <Vahnoir> IF
[01:34:34] <AHH> YES
[01:34:53] <Vahnoir> YOU COULD DESIGN IT SO EVERYTHING IN THE BAR LOOKED BLACK AND WHITE
[01:35:03] <AHH> THAT COULD BE ARRANGED WITH LIGHTS ACTUALLY
[01:35:10] <AHH> PRETTY SURE
[01:35:23] <Vahnoir> I KNOW YOU COULD DO IT
[01:35:36] <Vahnoir> BUT ACTUALLY SEEING IT WOULD BE AWESOME
[01:35:42] <AHH> LCN'S NEW PROJECT
[01:35:45] <AHH> MAKE CAFE NOIR A REALITY
[01:36:05] <Vahnoir> ADD IT TO THE LIST OF LCN PROJECTS
[01:36:10] <AHH> THAT WILL NEVER HAPPEN
[01:36:12] <AHH> SIGH
[01:36:39] <AHH> BUT THERE'S GOT TO BE AN AUDIENCE FOR THAT KIND OF PLACE
[01:36:47] <AHH> SURELY IT COULD WORK
[01:37:07] <AHH> UNFORTUNATELY LOCATION MIGHT BE IMPORTANT TOO...
[01:37:14] <Vahnoir> COULD, BUT YOU'D HAVE TO SERIOUSLY BE ABLE TO MARKET IT AT FIRST
[01:37:26] <Vahnoir> AND YEAH LOCATION WOULD BE KEY
[01:37:41] <SSR> i vote australia
[01:37:47] <AHH> SHOULD HAVE GONE INTO BUSINESS INSTEAD OF BECOMING A PROSTITUTE
[01:38:07] <Vahnoir> THAT'S A TYPE OF BUSINESS
[01:38:10] <Vahnoir> THE OLDEST TYPE
[01:38:20] <AHH> BUT IT WON'T HELP ME CREATE THIS PLACE
[01:38:37] <Vahnoir> NEVER KNOW
[01:38:45] <Vahnoir> BE AN AWESOME PROSTITUTE
[01:38:54] <Vahnoir> AND MAKE CONNECTIONS WITH CLIENTS
[01:39:04] <Vahnoir> AND FIND SOMEONE WHO COULD DO IT
[01:39:39] <AHH> I DON'T THINK MOST PEOPLE WHO WOULD USE PROSTITUTES ARE THE KINDS OF PEOPLE WHO SHOULD BE MAKING IT
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[01:44:51] <Vahnoir> AHEM. POLITICIANS USE PROSTITUTES ALL THE TIME I THINK
[01:45:02] <AHH> Politicians are also all terribile people
[01:45:08] <AHH> -i
[01:45:16] <Vahnoir> Hehehe
[01:45:21] <Vahnoir> Terribile
[01:45:57] <Vahnoir> POINT IS YOU COULD BLACKMAIL YOURSELF TO CAFE NOIR IF NECESSARY
[01:46:15] <Vahnoir> HELL IT'D EVEN FIT WITH THE STYLE WHEN YOU THINK ABOUT IT
[01:46:20] <AHH> OH GOD
[01:46:26] <AHH> YOU'RE RIGHT
[01:46:41] <Vahnoir> YESSSS

IT IS PERFECT LET'S MAKE THIS HAPPEN

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Turns out Catie likes SRPGs. We were playing the SNES Fire Emblems, but due to a series of glitches and lost saves, we're now three OPARTS into Treasure Hunter G.
SASHA I THOUGHT YOU SAID THIS GAME WAS HARD

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Mediocre end to a mediocre birthday. Hooray

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It is hard if you don't have all the right things or skip battles.

OR IF YOU'RE ON THE BOSS I'LL BE STUCK ON FOREVER (I DON'T HAVE MY SAVE ANYMORE ANYWAY). I HOPE SHE LIKED THE CAT FOREST+CASTLE PLACE.

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STURM

HERE ARE MY MOST LOVED SRPGS
SHINING FORCE
SHINING FORCE 2
FINAL FANTASY TACTICS
RONDO OF SWORDS

NOW YOU KNOW WHAT TO BE IFFY ABOOT

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Sometimes I talk to random people completely on impulse. And then they talk back and I have no clue how to keep the conversation going. I should learn to not keep doing this.

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Welp my housemates and I decided to party hard on Wednesday. WENT BETTER THAN MEDIOCRE I GUESS.

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The vast, beautiful world of love and Pokemon battles.

[19:28:46] <Irysa> MAKING MY DRAGONAIR MALE
[19:28:49] <Irysa> BECAUSE OF YOUR STUPID ATTRACT
[19:28:49] <Irysa> <_<
[19:28:52] <AHH> >_>
[19:28:56] <AHH> SYPHILIS IS IMPORTANT
[19:29:00] <AHH> TO RUINING GOOD POKEMON
[19:29:10] <Irysa> ACTUALLY WAIT
[19:29:14] <Irysa> AREN'T YOU ON RANDOM GENDER
[19:29:15] <Irysa> FOR THAT THING
[19:29:17] <AHH> NO
[19:29:26] <AHH> I CHANGED IT TO MALE TO DEAL WITH CLEFABLES
[19:29:30] <AHH> I'LL PROBABLY KEEP IT THAT WAY
[19:29:50] <Irysa> I HAD MINE AS FEMALE FOR FLAVOR
[19:29:56] <AHH> YEAH
[19:30:00] <AHH> DRAGONAIRS SHOULD BE FEMALE
[19:30:01] <Irysa> BUT YOU RUINED EVERYTHIUNG
[19:30:04] <AHH> :(
[19:30:07] <Irysa> ARE YOU HAPPY
[19:30:10] <AHH> DON'T LET ME DICTATE THE GENDER OF YOUR POKEMON
[19:30:16] <Irysa> DIE CIS SCUM

(one of two battles that brought this on: http://pokemonshowdown.com/replay/ru-51087356 )

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I WAS TERRIBLE IN THAT MATCH BUT I MADE UP FOR IT LATER

FUCK RESTALK THOUGH IM SO DONE RUNNING THAT ON MY TEAMS

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Microsoft word is forcing everything to be italicized for reasons I can't discern. This aggravates me immensely.

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I finally achieved a long-term dream of seeing Anathema live. They were amazing, with absolutely flawless musical execution.
But I don't know if it really counts because it was only Vincent, Danny and Lee with a tour drummer and bassist (who were excellent and apparently from Portugal) and nobody really on keyboard.

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It's October, so have some unsettling Twain:
http://www.gutenberg.org/files/3186/3186-h/3186-h.htm

Or, if reading's not your thing:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BpaRouocBes

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I spent this past weekend in Maryland attending a friend's Bachelor party. We played League, Minecraft and Mansion of Madness. We also consumed things like THE BACON EXPLOSION and Chambord.

Coffee+Baileys+Chambord = BlueBlackberry Bagels