Well, you could comfort yourself.
You could tie knots with your hair. Very challenging, but fun. You could twiddle your thumbs. For added difficulty, go backwards! You could rub your tummy and pat your head. You could whistle. You could swish your eyes around till you get dizzy. Whee! You could eat your clothes. Mmmm... Polyester. You could masturbate. Well, I wouldn't. You could bite your nails. Crunchy! You could practice martial arts. You could make shadow puppets. You could count to 358,576. You could crack your knuckles, back, and neck. Ow! You could take a nap. Zzzz.... You could run in circles. You could run up the wall. You could make up a rap. Yo! You could write a poem. You could measure time. 1... 2... 3... You could hold your breath/control your blinking. See how long you can do it. You could think about random stuff. MEATSPIN! You could have a staring contest with the wall. But it'll probably win... You could pray. Yeah, right. You could act out a play, and you'd be all the parts! You could close your eyes for a while. You could punch/kick yourself. I don't know why, but you could. You could make friends with a dustbunny. So cute! You could emulate a video game in your mind. YEAH SSBB! You could pretend to be insane. Of course, all alone in a room... You just might be. You could think of random crap like this thread. You could go potty. Wouldn't it smell? You could open the door and leave. DUH! You could practice cool poses. You could come up with cool catchphrases. HOLD OUT YOUR STOCKINGS, KIDS! You could remember episode of Family Guy. You could create new mythical animals. Go, Charizard! You could try to mimic the encounter sound effect from Metal Gear Solid. Go ahead. Try it. You could pretend to be something, like a scarecrow. You could think of the one you love. You could remember a happier time.
You could do a lot of things.
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