Statements which make the universe implode Options

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Fair warning: Snideness, elitism, and rude attitude await anyone who posts a statement which doesn't fit the rules.

This is "statements which make the universe implode", not "random Chuck Norris doing the impossible". That means that Vin Diesel punching his own face does not itself make the universe implode, nor does having Mr. T state something impossible and possible at the same time make the universe implode, because it requires Mr. T to say it, so unless you're Mr. T, that statement would not make the universe implode.

No "this sentence is false" or any variation thereof, because that's old and lame. Try to be ORIGINAL, people. It's better to post nothing at all than to post something bad.

Example of a good statement: "Hi, I like to talk about myself because I'm insecure." The second word, "I," tells you that the person is talking about himself/herself, and thus you would think that person might like talking about theirself. The next five words, "like to talk about myself," suggests that the person might be insecure, since he/she is introducing himself/herself by pointing out a flaw. But then the admission of insecurity boggles your mind, because all you can get from that is that the person is insecure, which is also what they're telling you directly.

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I divided by zero.

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I lost the game.

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The game can be won, but only if you lose.

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It boggles the mind.


Fuck, I lost the game! Or did I win? Hmmm....

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I can cause two Falcon Punches to collide.

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You people are all stupid.

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You people are all stupid.

We have a winner.

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I get three statements of actions, which is NOT a statement which makes the universe implode, but rather descriptions of actions thought to be impossible.

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I work hard for long breaks.

I can't really think very well under these conditions.

This post has been edited by DustyHaru: Jun 13 2008, 07:48 PM

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You can neither spell nor understand the word "inhibition".

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Maybe he meant UNhibition...

Wait... is that even a word? O well never mind

I don't know what inhibition means

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When Enzd enzd, Enzd enzd enzd.

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I can cause two Falcon Punches to collide.

AWESOME.

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If you go back in time to see but not make contact or interact with your past self, it's unlikely anything paradox-y will occur. But if you go to from the present to see your future self you won't be able to because you wouldn't have existed in the future due to leaving for the future to see your future self, which doesn't exist. No paradox would exist here either because you wouldn't have been there to make a paradox occur.