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[Raijinili]

I now host No Limit Texas Hold'em in our irc channel #lcn @ psigenix.net

Here are a couple of lulzy instances today.

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[22:32:31] #lcn > It's your turn.
[22:32:35] <Irysa> raise 1000
[22:32:36] <Irysa> Irysa raises from $500 to $1500.
[22:32:40] <Yuka> <_<
[22:32:45] <Irysa> now it's fun again
[22:32:45] <Yuka> check
[22:32:49] <Irysa> idiot
[22:32:49] <Yuka> God damn.
[22:32:50] <Irysa> can't check
[22:32:51] <Irysa> after a raiase
[22:32:54] <Yuka> Fine.
[22:32:57] <Yuka> all in
[22:32:58] <Irysa> Yuka raises from $1500 to $1800.
[22:32:59] <Irysa> Yuka is all in.
[22:32:59] <DustyHaru> haven't been d/c'd, so far, until today
[22:33:00] <Irysa> ohhhhh
[22:33:01] <Irysa> bitch
[22:33:02] * Kohaku has joined #lcn
[22:33:12] <Irysa> this is interesting
[22:33:12] <tsukiyono> ... I have to throw everything in at this rate, don't I? :/
[22:33:16] <Irysa> unless you want to fold
[22:33:17] <Cactus> or fold
[22:33:17] <Yuka> Probably.
[22:33:24] <Yuka> Folding would probably be smarter
[22:33:27] <ChefMKT> OH HO
[22:33:29] <ChefMKT> Finall
[22:33:31] <Irysa> don't worry chef
[22:33:33] <Cactus> unless you've got CRAZY CARDS
[22:33:34] <ChefMKT> Hey Sauce
[22:33:34] <Irysa> well
[22:33:37] <Yuka> Hey
[22:33:38] <ChefMKT> I found a hydra yesterday
[22:33:38] <ChefMKT> :D
[22:33:40] <ChefMKT> So happy
[22:33:41] <Yuka> Grats
[22:33:41] <Irysa> guys, do you want me to restart for everyone here now?
[22:33:43] <ChefMKT> Now I can sell it
[22:33:44] <ChefMKT> LAwl
[22:33:47] <Cactus> did you jump on its back?
[22:33:47] <Irysa> or just finish?
[22:33:48] <Yuka> Finish this one round
[22:33:49] <ChefMKT> It's fine
[22:33:50] <Irysa> tsukiyono has 10 seconds left to act...
[22:33:50] <Yuka> And then start over
[22:33:50] <Irysa> O.k
[22:33:51] <ChefMKT> Just finish it
[22:33:52] <tsukiyono> all in
[22:33:53] <Irysa> tsukiyono calls +$1300.
[22:33:54] <Irysa> tsukiyono is all in.
[22:33:55] <Irysa> oh lawd
[22:33:57] <Yuka> Wow Tsuki
[22:33:58] <ChefMKT> You guys on vent or?
[22:33:58] <Yuka> Laaaaugh
[22:34:00] <Yuka> No
[22:34:00] <Irysa> not yet
[22:34:01] <Yuka> We're not
[22:34:01] <ChefMKT> K
[22:34:09] <tsukiyono> I'm not known for particular savvy with cards.
[22:34:25] <Irysa> dusty/
[22:34:29] <ChefMKT> >_>
[22:34:31] <DustyHaru> call
[22:34:32] <Irysa> DustyHaru calls +$1300.
[22:34:33] <Irysa> DustyHaru is all in.
[22:34:34] <DustyHaru> sorry
[22:34:34] #lcn > It's your turn.
[22:34:36] <Irysa> lol
[22:34:37] <ChefMKT> Wow
[22:34:38] <Irysa> biggest flop ever
[22:34:38] <DustyHaru> :|
[22:34:39] <ChefMKT> Seriously
[22:34:42] <Irysa> this is awesome
[22:34:47] <Irysa> I must take partr
[22:34:48] <Irysa> part*
[22:34:49] <Irysa> all in
[22:34:50] <Irysa> Irysa calls +$300.
[22:34:51] <Irysa> Irysa is all in.
[22:34:51] <ChefMKT> You guys
[22:34:52] <ChefMKT> Lawl
[22:34:52] <Irysa> Irysa shows: As Ac.
[22:34:53] <Irysa> Yuka shows: 3d 6c.
[22:34:54] <Irysa> tsukiyono shows: 8c 8s.
[22:34:55] <ChefMKT> HAHA OH WOW
[22:34:55] <Irysa> DustyHaru shows: 6h 2h.
[22:34:56] <Yuka> Lol
[22:34:56] <Irysa> Here we go...
[22:34:59] <Irysa> :D
[22:34:59] <ChefMKT> Jesus christ
[22:35:00] <ChefMKT> Pocket Aces
[22:35:02] <ChefMKT> gg
[22:35:03] <Irysa> Hell yeah
[22:35:06] <Irysa> The board is: 9h 5h 4c Qs Ts
[22:35:07] <Irysa> Irysa has As Ac for a: Pair of Aces + QT9 kickers.
[22:35:08] <ChefMKT> OH
[22:35:09] <Irysa> Yuka has 3d 6c for: Queen High (QT965).
[22:35:10] <Irysa> tsukiyono has 8c 8s for a: Pair of Eights + QT9 kickers.
[22:35:10] <DustyHaru> :|
[22:35:11] <Irysa> DustyHaru has 6h 2h for: Queen High (QT965).
[22:35:12] <Irysa> Irysa wins the pot of $12200.
[22:35:13] <Irysa> Yuka has gone busted! Bye bye.
[22:35:14] <Irysa> tsukiyono has gone busted! Bye bye.
[22:35:14] <ChefMKT> UNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGH
[22:35:15] <Irysa> DustyHaru has gone busted! Bye bye.
[22:35:15] <Irysa> SUP

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[22:59:46] <Irysa> Players
[22:59:47] <Irysa> ___ $11500 Yuka
[22:59:49] <Irysa> DB: $800 Cactus
[22:59:51] <Irysa> SB: $1300 Irysa
[22:59:52] #lcn > Your cards are: 8d 7h
[22:59:53] <Cactus> lies
[22:59:53] <Irysa> BB: $1300 DustyHaru
[22:59:55] <Irysa> ___ $800 tsukiyono
[22:59:57] <Irysa> ___ $2300 upsilon
[22:59:59] <Yuka> Lol
[22:59:59] <Irysa> ___ $3000 ChefMKT
[23:00:01] <Irysa> Irysa posts the small blind of $150.
[23:00:02] <Irysa> SUGOI SUGOI
[23:00:02] <Irysa> DustyHaru posts the big blind of $300.
[23:00:09] <DustyHaru> c:
[23:00:11] <tsukiyono> call
[23:00:12] <Irysa> tsukiyono calls +$300.
[23:00:29] <upsilon> call
[23:00:30] <Irysa> upsilon calls +$300.
[23:00:35] <ChefMKT> !bet 1300
[23:00:37] <ChefMKT> bet 1300
[23:00:42] <ChefMKT> raise 1300
[23:00:43] <Irysa> ChefMKT raises from $300 to $1600.
[23:00:49] <Cactus> :|
[23:00:52] <Yuka> raise 2000
[23:00:53] <Irysa> Yuka raises from $1600 to $3600.
[23:00:56] <ChefMKT> Fag
[23:00:57] <tsukiyono> :|
[23:01:00] <Cactus> call
[23:01:01] <Irysa> Cactus calls +$800.
[23:01:02] <Irysa> Cactus is all in.
[23:01:03] #lcn > It's your turn.
[23:01:08] <Irysa> fold
[23:01:08] <Cactus> ALL IN BABY
[23:01:09] <Irysa> Irysa folds.
[23:01:23] <DustyHaru> what's the board?
[23:01:27] <ChefMKT> Nothing
[23:01:29] <Cactus> not here yet
[23:01:30] <Irysa> noting yet
[23:01:32] <DustyHaru> check
[23:01:34] <Cactus> this is all pre-board
[23:01:36] <Cactus> mind gaming
[23:01:36] <Yuka> Lol
[23:01:40] <DustyHaru> call
[23:01:40] <Cactus> preflop
[23:01:41] <Irysa> DustyHaru calls +$500.
[23:01:42] <Irysa> DustyHaru calls +$500 into side pot 1.
[23:01:43] <Irysa> DustyHaru is all in.
[23:01:44] <Cactus> whatever the hell they call it
[23:01:45] <DustyHaru> -_-
[23:01:50] <tsukiyono> Oh well.
[23:01:51] <tsukiyono> all in
[23:01:52] <ChefMKT> You CAN fold you know
[23:01:52] <Irysa> tsukiyono calls +$500.
[23:01:53] <Irysa> tsukiyono is all in.
[23:01:53] <ChefMKT> >_>
[23:01:54] <Cactus> :D
[23:01:57] <Cactus> GO TSUKI
[23:02:01] <ChefMKT> I dunno what the hell Sauce has though
[23:02:02] <tsukiyono> I'm too stubborn to fold. Sorry. :D
[23:02:09] <ChefMKT> If he's going to raise me after that
[23:02:10] <upsilon> fold
[23:02:11] <Irysa> upsilon folds.
[23:02:14] <ChefMKT> all in
[23:02:15] <Irysa> ChefMKT calls +$1400 into side pot 2.
[23:02:16] <Irysa> ChefMKT is all in.
[23:02:16] <Cactus> can he even raise?
[23:02:17] <Irysa> Yuka shows: 9h 5d.
[23:02:17] <Irysa> Fuckkk
[23:02:18] <Irysa> Cactus shows: Kd 9c.
[23:02:19] <Irysa> DustyHaru shows: Qd 3h.
[23:02:19] <ChefMKT> What hte fuck
[23:02:20] <Irysa> tsukiyono shows: 3c 2d.
[23:02:21] <Irysa> ChefMKT shows: Js Qs.
[23:02:22] <Irysa> Here we go...
[23:02:22] <ChefMKT> 9 5?
[23:02:22] <Irysa> lol
[23:02:23] <ChefMKT> Offsuit
[23:02:25] <ChefMKT> You tard
[23:02:29] <Yuka> Laugh.
[23:02:29] <ChefMKT> >:(
[23:02:30] <DustyHaru> a fff
[23:02:32] <Irysa> The board is: As 6h Ad
[23:02:35] <ChefMKT> GOD DAMN
[23:02:35] <Cactus> :U
[23:02:36] <Irysa> Oh wow
[23:02:37] <ChefMKT> Two aces
[23:02:38] <ChefMKT> Lawl
[23:02:38] <Cactus> har
[23:02:42] <Irysa> The board is: As 6h Ad Ah
[23:02:44] <Yuka> THREE
[23:02:45] <ChefMKT> OH SHI-
[23:02:46] <Cactus> XD
[23:02:46] <Yuka> LOL
[23:02:46] <Irysa> LOL
[23:02:46] <tsukiyono> XD
[23:02:47] <upsilon> :|||
[23:02:48] <Irysa> 3 ACES
[23:02:52] <Cactus> this kicks ass
[23:02:52] <Irysa> The board is: As 6h Ad Ah Ac
[23:02:53] <Irysa> Yuka has 9h 5d for a: Four Of A Kind, Aces + 9 kicker.
[23:02:54] <Irysa> Cactus has Kd 9c for a: Four Of A Kind, Aces + K kicker.
[23:02:54] <Irysa> LOL
[23:02:54] <Cactus> OH GOD
[23:02:55] <Irysa> DustyHaru has Qd 3h for a: Four Of A Kind, Aces + Q kicker.
[23:02:55] <ChefMKT> ...
[23:02:55] <Yuka> FOUR
[23:02:56] <Irysa> OH MY GOD
[23:02:56] <Irysa> tsukiyono has 3c 2d for a: Four Of A Kind, Aces + 6 kicker.
[23:02:57] <ChefMKT> Wow
[23:02:57] <Irysa> ChefMKT has Js Qs for a: Four Of A Kind, Aces + Q kicker.
[23:02:58] <Cactus> FUCK YES
[23:02:58] <Irysa> Cactus wins the pot of $4450.
[23:02:58] <upsilon> I am laughing
[23:02:58] <Yuka> LAAAUGH
[23:02:59] <Irysa> ChefMKT ties for the side pot 1 and wins $750.
[23:03:00] <Irysa> DustyHaru ties for the side pot 1 and wins $750.
[23:03:01] <Irysa> ChefMKT wins the side pot 2 of $3400.
[23:03:02] <Irysa> Yuka wins the side pot 3 of $600.
[23:03:03] <Irysa> HAHAHAHAH
[23:03:03] <Irysa> tsukiyono has gone busted! Bye bye.
[23:03:04] <Irysa> FUCK

This post has been edited by Irysa: Nov 14 2008, 11:21 PM