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| Raijinili |
 Dec 29 2005, 12:14 AM
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Three guys are stuck on a deserted island. They have no way off until they find a magic lamp. Since the genie grants only three wishes, they each get one wish. The first guy says he wants to go home. So he is sent home. The other says he wants to go with the other guy. So he is sent to join his friend. The last buy starts crying and says "I want my friends back!"
Ten people are stuck on a hanging rope. They soon find out that its gonna snap if one of them does not let go. After all of their bickering, one guy says he will let go of the rope. So he makes a long and touching farewell speech. After he is done everyone claps. A guy is off to buy a bull.He tells his sister thathe will send her a telegram when he gets it. He finds one but when he tries to send a telegram, he is told that the machine is broken and can only send one word telegrams. After a lot of debating, he decides to send the word "comfortable". The telegram dude asks why that word. The boy replies "My sister reads slowly. She will understand." ~~~  |
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Jan Akiyama Jokes Dec 29 2005, 12:14 AM
Swiyth a helicopter with three nationals are in it are go... Dec 29 2005, 02:52 AM Swifty-chan George Washington, Clinton and Bush are on an airp... Dec 29 2005, 03:12 PM Swiyth HAHAHAHAHAHAHA XD
well.....what other jokes.
hm... Dec 29 2005, 03:16 PM Swifty-chan Ahahahahahaahah!! Where did you get those ... Dec 29 2005, 03:26 PM Raijinili Telegram joke makes no sense. Dec 29 2005, 09:58 PM Swiyth XD it was kinda funny XD
well...........
blo... Dec 30 2005, 03:54 AM Malice I have one thing that's funny. TNT and pudding... Dec 30 2005, 04:58 AM Swiyth lol. thats a splat. Dec 30 2005, 05:04 AM Swifty-chan Ahh, the dumb blonde joke. I remember there's ... Dec 30 2005, 01:00 PM fensti A blonde and a brunette jump of a bridge. Who hits... Dec 30 2005, 01:32 PM Swiyth i'd rather not hear them.....
well, lets see.... Dec 30 2005, 03:00 PM fensti Blond jokes, or dead baby jokes?
Oh, here is a jo... Dec 30 2005, 03:31 PM valkan That actually got a pretty good chuckle outta me. Dec 31 2005, 04:46 AM Swiyth heh. chuckle. hmm......
what made the chicken cro... Dec 31 2005, 08:19 AM fensti I dunno.
valkan, my mom is an engineer of some s... Dec 31 2005, 07:39 PM chrishawke A guy walks into a bar.
OUCH! That gotta hurt... Dec 31 2005, 09:47 PM Jan Akiyama Simplistic.
Try this.
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-... Jan 10 2006, 08:39 AM DVA-Angel LOL! Dammit Chardes that was a good one but ju... Jan 10 2006, 08:52 AM Swiyth lol. jokes just seem funnier when its racist :... Jan 10 2006, 10:28 AM Jan Akiyama One of the important UN meetings...
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