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> The Irony of Wrath, The Ultimate Riviera fanfic
Raijinili
post Jan 6 2007, 05:00 AM
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One day Ein was walking along when suddenly Ledah appeared.

"Ledah!? I thought you were dead!" Ein screamed out in emotion.

"No I have returned due to the power of Ursula's magical mummy bandages," Ledah replied coldly.

"Oh, I see. Well let's go back to Elendia and tell everyone," Ein said.

"Okay," Ledah answered, and off they went.

But as they went back Ledah's feelings for Ein began to boil up again from within his emotionless heart. He was feeling emotion again due to Ursula's magical mummy bandages.

"Hey Ein," Ledah called out with just a teensy weensy bit of emotion.

"wat" Ein asked without turning around.

"SURPRISE SEX LOL!!!!!!" Ledah chortled. A horrible turn of events took place as he tackled Ein to the ground.

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Ein screamed out in emotion again.

"Don't blame me!" Ledah crowed, "BLAME YOURSELF OR YAOI FANGIRLS!"

Ein's Grim Angel powers caused his voice to be charged with energy and his screams sent out shockwaves destroying everything in their path.

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Cierra and Soala were having hot sex when Ein's destructive voice wave things hit Elendia and blew everything up. When they woke up they were the only two left alive in all of Riviera and it was up to them to repopulate it.

Wait, they're both girls, right?

Yeah, it was up to them to repopulate it.

THE END


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post Jan 6 2007, 05:04 AM
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Nobel Prize-worthy.


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post Jan 6 2007, 06:29 PM
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Do you even care that your time at LCN will be defined by Asian male bitterness and general cynicism?


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post Jan 6 2007, 09:55 PM
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Fuckin' Awesome.


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post Jan 7 2007, 12:52 AM
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*insert sarcasm here* WOW OMG WHAT A GREAT FIC!


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post Jan 7 2007, 02:07 AM
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QUOTE(Raijinili @ Jan 6 2007, 06:29 PM) *

Do you even care that your time at LCN will be defined by Asian male bitterness and general cynicism?
No.
QUOTE(Ryu2 @ Jan 7 2007, 12:52 AM) *

*insert sarcasm here* WOW OMG WHAT A GREAT FIC!
Don't be jealous because I'm better than you.


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post Jan 8 2007, 12:22 PM
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I give it a 14/5.

Go make a book.


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post Jan 11 2007, 10:26 PM
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Could be sold on Ebay for all of Asia.

Its that fucking good.


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post Jan 12 2007, 04:17 PM
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Fucking WIN man, =D


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post Jan 15 2007, 01:23 AM
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Words cannot describe how I feel about this fic.

This post has been edited by Megaolix: Jan 19 2007, 04:10 AM


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post Jan 19 2007, 02:53 AM
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... *applause*


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post Mar 28 2007, 02:44 AM
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More people should read my ultimate fic.


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post Mar 28 2007, 02:48 AM
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I did.


Then got an achievement for it.


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post May 5 2007, 09:37 PM
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*starts slow clap*


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post May 5 2007, 09:50 PM
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EPIC


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