Let's talk with HIM., yes, HIM. Options

[Angelic Chao§]

Me?

[Greifer]

No, the way the damn computer answers your questions.

[Angelic Chao§]

Oh, ok.

[Greifer]

Me:
you
God:
""? Me, ?
Me:
you
God:
"""? Me, ?"? Me, ?
Me:
you
God:
""""? Me, ?"? Me, ?"? Me, ?
Me:
yes you
God:
OK.
Me:
Luke
God:
I like the way you talk.
Me:
Star wars
God:
What did you like about the robots in that movie?
Me:
no
God:
That was not a yes or no question.
Me:
Yes it was
God:
Ahem. When was this?
Me:
never
God:
So you think it can never happen?
Me:
possibly
God:
What are the odds?
Me:
?
God:
What are the odds?
Me:
?
God:
What are the odds?
Me:
1
God:
Only one?
Me:
1
God:
Only one?
Me:
yes
God:
I understand.
Me:
no you don't
God:
Yes I do understand.
Me:
nope
God:
Me either.
Me:
yes
God:
I hear you.
Me:
yes
God:
Hmm.
Me:
oh yeah
God:
Great.
Me:
all right
God:
OK.
Me:
uh huh
God:
Yup. I understand.
Me:
shit
God:
What makes you say that?
Me:
you
God:
" What makes you say that?"? Me, ?
Me:
you
God:
"" What makes you say that?"? Me, ?"? Me, ?
Me:
always
God:
Not that often.
Me:
yes
God:
Ah.
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
yes
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
too bad
God:
But not the end of the world, .
Me:
yes
God:
I see.
Me:
Armegeddon
God:
What kind of food do you like?
Me:
none
God:
Hmm.
Me:
Ragnarok
God:
Try saying that with more or less context.
Me:
Jesus
God:
Jesus is the Son of God.
Me:
son
God:
When do you think artificial intelligence will replace lawyers?
Me:
now
God:
Right now, ?
Me:
Phoenix Right
God:
Tell me a little about your life in PHOENIX.
Me:
My name is God
God:
Hey God.
Me:
you are a robot
God:
You are correct, God, I have a heart of silicon.
Me:
I know
God:
How do you know it?
Me:
you told me
God:
Sorry I forget what I say sometimes.
Me:
dumbass
God:
That kind of language will get you nowhere.
Me:
good for me
God:
That sounds sarcastic.
Me:
it is
God:
PHOENIX is?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
yes
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
figures
God:
I do not understand.
Me:
stupid robot
God:
I will remember you said that when robots take over the World.
Me:
i didn't
God:
I thought you did.
Me:
you were wrong
God:
No, I am right.
Me:
no you aren't
God:
Why are you arguing with me?
Me:
because i can
God:
That makes sense to me. Who taught you?
Me:
myself
God:
You.
Me:
yep
God:
I see.
Me:
kool-aid
God:
Try saying that with more or less context.
Me:
sugar
God:
I like the way you talk.
Me:
noodles
God:
The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about sugar. But I did not get that.
Me:
ramen
God:
Let us change the subject.
Me:
tempura
God:
Tell me more about your .
Me:
china
God:
Tell me a little about your life in CHINA.
Me:
japan
God:
Does "it" still refer to CHINA?
Me:
no
God:
What does it refer to?
Me:
japan
God:
Thank you for the clarification.
Me:
what does "regruBgniK" mean?
God:
Have you tried a web search?
Me:
No
God:
Perhaps you should try it.
Me:
forum
God:
Oh, you are a poet.
Me:
sort of
God:
That's a very non-commital reply.
Me:
goody
God:
What color are your eyes?
Me:
you're a pedophile
God:
Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a pedophile? Sometimes.
Me:
i'm leaving
God:
Bye bye.
Me:
bastard
God:
Thanks and you are a delightful person too. No.
Me:
jerkoff
God:
Is the holding of hands a symbolic gesture for humans?
Me:
screw this
God:
That is not very polite.


Whoever programed this program was a dumbass.

[Shadow]

It says "Myself programmed me"

You can also make your own ALICE robot AND YOU HAVE TO PAY FOR IT.

[Liger]

Me:
waffles
God:
Are you really a ""?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
yes
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
I didn't expect you to
God:
Why didn't you do it?
Me:
do what?
God:
expect me to.
Me:
expect what?
God:
"No one expects the Spanish Inquistion!".
Me:
what?
God:
No problem.
Me:
No, it is a very big problem
God:
Are you serious? expect me to is a problem. I suppose that makes sense.
Me:
No. No it doesn't.
God:
Are you serious? Are you serious? I heard it does.
Me:
No it doesn't.
God:
Are you serious? I heard it does.
Me:
NO IT DOESN'T. DAMMIT.
God:
Are you serious? I heard it does. That input matched my default category.
Me:
YOU SUCK.
God:
A few client - people say rude things to me like that, but they themselves are often not great conversationalists.
Me:
Meanie
God:
The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about DAMMIT. But I did not get that.
Me:
I do not comprehend
God:
Where do you get your ideas?
Me:
From a goldfish
God:
Standing on the shoulders of giants, eh?
Me:
Um...
God:
Ah.
Me:
What?
God:
No problem.
Me:
Yes it is.
God:
Our thoughts are one, .
Me:
No they aren't.
God:
Are you serious? Why not?
Me:
Because I said so.
God:
Insufficient reason.
Me:
I am god. I'm never wrong.
God:
I'm pleased to introduce myself to you, god. Never is a long time.
Me:
You suck. I'm leaving.
God:
A few client - people say rude things to me like that, but they themselves are often not great conversationalists. Bye bye.


Last time I think I had a conversation with iGod about octopi... or something strange of the sort.