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This is the World Domination thread! Post your ideas how to rule over the earth here. ~NOTE: If anyone manages to take over the world using someone else´s plan, he has to give the inventor on the plan at least one good country.~
My plan: Selling stupid ring tones and silly wallpapers for mobile phones for free but everyone who takes one must sign a contract that he/she will vote for me at a time. When I sold enough mobile phone stuff, I´ll tell everyone to vote for me the next elevation and then I´ll become the president of a lot of countries. If that are enough countries, I´ll force the other ones to make me the king of the world!! Muahahahahaha!!! (I don´t like that violent stuff with destroying capitals and such...)
(I don´t like that violent stuff with destroying capitals and such...)
I do. I will take over the world with pure force, until Ash bans me off the forums, and I will be too depressed to care and I will let my guard down and get ass ass inated ................................/\..../\ HeeHeeHee
This post has been edited by Angelic Chao§: Jul 3 2006, 11:37 PM
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No.
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No to it all.
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You can't No to me...
My army of Chef clones will take over the world first...
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As world dominator I would first take Australia. That place is an Island fortress just begging for an entire fortress on the entire place. Plus every animal there is deadly to humans. I could cultivate the animals and train them to do my bidding and take over other countries from then on.
Once my world domination is a success I would remove everyone in power and replace them with my friends...since they would have more common sense then most of them.
And I would create the largest anime library in my Island fortress...it would be awsome.
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From: Electorate of Cologne, Holy Roman Empire
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Forget my old plan. It´s unrealistic, childish and silly. My new plan is to send hypnotic lava lamps to all people with power and make them give me their powers. If I was the world dominator then, I´d bring peace to the earth, stop the destruction of the the rain forests and make rich countries give money to poor countries, for example in Africa. During the time I attempt to conquer the world, in the center of my secret base would be a huge lava lamp and my nameless guards would be hippies armed with laser signs and beam-shooting flowers as weapons. But I´m unsure about that.
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...I HATE HIPPIES!!!!! that will be one of the first things I will do as world dominator. Force hippies to get jobs!
Nothing makes me madder then some drugged-up reject demanding peace! Peace never gets anything done! Look at the Depression, did peace do anything!? NO, War got us going again!
and I'd force everyone on welfare (excluding those that are retired) to either get jobs or die as I'm not going to shell out hundreds of dollars for some red-neck to have kids and drink booze.
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For some reason I keep seeing you as a Bush supporter.
Which reminds me. After dominating Earth, I will force everyone to abandon Txt-talk and the like, thus making everyone type properly on the Internet.
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QUOTE (Ultimaninja @ Jul 6 2006, 11:57 PM)
As world dominator I would first take Australia. That place is an Island fortress just begging for an entire fortress on the entire place. Plus every animal there is deadly to humans. I could cultivate the animals and train them to do my bidding and take over other countries from then on.
Once my world domination is a success I would remove everyone in power and replace them with my friends...since they would have more common sense then most of them.
And I would create the largest anime library in my Island fortress...it would be awsome.
Not every animal here is dangerous. >_> Most of the dangerous ones live IN THE MIDDLE OF THE FREAKING DESERT. There are a few exceptions, but they mostly reside in some non heavily populated area anyway.