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| Irysa |
 Apr 7 2006, 10:21 PM
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 Towards some blank infinity  Group: Knights Posts: 1470 Joined: 12-February 06 From: Behind You Member No.: 65  |
I'm surprised this hasn't turned into One Piece versus Naruto. XD
Honestly, if we're going stereotypes, Ninjas own pirates, but if we look at it differently ( I all realistic terms ) I'd say Pirates win. ~~~ [13:27:43] [Sabator] peter would be the worst batman ever though. "turn on the bat-signal" "right!" *turns on huge foglight, beams an image of striped pantsu into the sky*
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| Dr Strum |
Apr 7 2006, 10:27 PM
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 Can Lead the Nation with a Microphone Group: Angels Posts: 5427 Joined: 23-December 05 From: Seattle Member No.: 1 |
Both of those anime are lame. That's why.
~~~ Писатель всегда будет в оппозиции к политике, пока сама политика будет в оппозиции к культуре.
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| Raijinili |
Apr 8 2006, 01:56 AM
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 Lieutenant Group: Gods Posts: 2539 Joined: 25-December 05 Member No.: 16 |
Realistically, pirates don't know martial arts. Therefore, lose.
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| fensti |
Apr 8 2006, 04:04 PM
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 Life Waster Group: Knights Posts: 529 Joined: 27-December 05 From: Pennsylvania Member No.: 27 |
I finally can say why Ninjas may win.
You say that the pirates have cannons, right? Well they are useless. Cannons are only good for hitting large objects. The Ninjas would never be in a large boat, making the cannons useless. And the pirates aren't smart enough to know how to aim to hit such a small target. |
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| Dr Strum |
Apr 8 2006, 04:10 PM
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Can Lead the Nation with a Microphone Group: Angels Posts: 5427 Joined: 23-December 05 From: Seattle Member No.: 1 |
Yes, but the Ninjas WOULD be in buildings, at some times, correct?
And how do you know pirates aren't smart? Are you an unintelligent pirate? ~~~ Писатель всегда будет в оппозиции к политике, пока сама политика будет в оппозиции к культуре.
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| fensti |
Apr 8 2006, 04:12 PM
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Life Waster Group: Knights Posts: 529 Joined: 27-December 05 From: Pennsylvania Member No.: 27 |
I would never want to be a pirate.
Forget the stupid thing, I was being stereotypical. Even if the ninjas were in buildings, they wouldn't be standing still. AN dthey wouldn't be in one building for that long. |
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| Dr Strum |
Apr 8 2006, 04:16 PM
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Can Lead the Nation with a Microphone Group: Angels Posts: 5427 Joined: 23-December 05 From: Seattle Member No.: 1 |
You do forget that Ninjas are ordinary people. They're not always flipping off of walls throwing shuriken.
Pirates, on the other hand, are always doing... Piratey things. ~~~ Писатель всегда будет в оппозиции к политике, пока сама политика будет в оппозиции к культуре.
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| fensti |
Apr 8 2006, 04:19 PM
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Life Waster Group: Knights Posts: 529 Joined: 27-December 05 From: Pennsylvania Member No.: 27 |
Like what? Swordfighting? Shooting with their pistols?
Oh, and the pistols would be useless too. Unless some of the pirates would realize that you would have to shoot in front of them to hit them. |
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| Dr Strum |
Apr 8 2006, 04:21 PM
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Can Lead the Nation with a Microphone Group: Angels Posts: 5427 Joined: 23-December 05 From: Seattle Member No.: 1 |
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EVERYONE knows that. Why wouldn't the pirates, who use the pistols ALL THE TIME? ~~~ Писатель всегда будет в оппозиции к политике, пока сама политика будет в оппозиции к культуре.
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| fensti |
Apr 8 2006, 04:26 PM
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Life Waster Group: Knights Posts: 529 Joined: 27-December 05 From: Pennsylvania Member No.: 27 |
Because the pirates wouldn't be used to shooting somethng as fast as the Ninjas. When they use them, it is usually between boats that are traveling side by side, usually near the same speed, so you don't have to aim as far in front.
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| Dr Strum |
Apr 8 2006, 04:35 PM
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Can Lead the Nation with a Microphone Group: Angels Posts: 5427 Joined: 23-December 05 From: Seattle Member No.: 1 |
No they don't.
You don't use a pistol to shoot at long distance, that's a waste. And how do you know what pirates are used to shooting at? ~~~ Писатель всегда будет в оппозиции к политике, пока сама политика будет в оппозиции к культуре.
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| fensti |
Apr 8 2006, 04:39 PM
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Life Waster Group: Knights Posts: 529 Joined: 27-December 05 From: Pennsylvania Member No.: 27 |
Mainly from movies that are historically incorrect. *curses at Disney*
Blast... I'm out of arguments for now... |
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| Greifer |
Apr 8 2006, 06:59 PM
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 Baby Chocobo Cuteness Group: Arcs Posts: 420 Joined: 7-April 06 From: Underground Member No.: 105 |
Ninjas rule
~~~ I once saw Phoenix Wright cosplay at JACON...
I thought my eyes would shrivel up. |
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| Yourself |
Apr 8 2006, 07:15 PM
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 Twilight Gospel Group: Arcs Posts: 245 Joined: 27-December 05 From: The Closet Member No.: 25 |
I say pirates.
Ninja's are certainly not durable, unlike pirates. So ninja's could be knocked over by a stiff breeze, pirates take cannons and guns to the chest and possibly survive(guns). Thus, pirates are more badass. ~~~ How would you like your "keen" eye to watch my "sure" foot kick your "smart" ass? - Xaldin, KH2 parody
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| Raijinili |
Apr 12 2006, 04:22 AM
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Lieutenant Group: Gods Posts: 2539 Joined: 25-December 05 Member No.: 16 |
Ninjas can be knocked over by a stiff breeze? It's called "you have to learn good balance if you want to become a master of the martial arts". And "fighting stance".
Pirates don't take cannons to the chest. Stop watching TV. ~~~ |
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