After a long, wearisome night of hunger, I stumbled to my humble kitchen, devoted to making a simple meal of eggs: eggs, swiss-cheese, shredded cheese, and onions. Perhaps if I felt quite adventurous and rebellious, I might add in tomato of the simplest variety.
My mistakes were fourfold: deciding I could cook while half asleep deciding I could cook when I can't cook at all putting in far, far too much of my main cooking adversary- cooking oil not mixing all the eggs together at once, thus resulting in taking the first one out prematurely
After removing the first egg from the pan, I began to mix the others together as my all-knowing father had stated might be a good idea. Little was I aware, however, of the general stupidity of leaving a pan with too much cooking oil unattended on the hottest eye on my stove that only two eyes work on.
To quote myself, I stated "That's a lot of smoke. And fire."
Also- FUCKING CHEATING GOBLINS IN RADICAL DREAMERS.
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