In Brawl, use the stage-builder to create a completely enclosed level in which no one can die. Put spikes on the roof to ensure that characters spawn inside the structure, and not on top of it.
Then, set it to a team match. Make yourself on one team, and three level 9 computers on the other.
Make sure you are using the Wii remote, and that its rumble is on.
For best results, make all the computers heavy-hitters, but not ones whose Final Smashes lead to them leaving the structure. So no Ike or Ganondorf. Donkey Kong is ideal, really.
If you follow all these directions, your Wii remote will be the best vibrator on the face of the earth.
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[13:27:43] [Sabator] peter would be the worst batman ever though. "turn on the bat-signal" "right!" *turns on huge foglight, beams an image of striped pantsu into the sky*
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