THE STORY OF CECILIA, AND HOW SHE TRIUMPHED OVER "GROOO" Options

[Rhiannon]

[22:26:54] * Gulcasa gives Ash a semicolon
[22:29:08] <Ashton> Why do you keep giving me punctuations?
[22:29:14] <Gulcasa> I don't know!!
[22:29:27] * Gulcasa gives Ash a period.
[22:29:38] <Takeru-kun> That sounds funny.
[22:29:39] <DrSturm> ASH IS A WOMAN
[22:29:45] <Gulcasa> YOU ALL SUK
[22:29:46] <Gulcasa> I MEAN
[22:29:47] <Gulcasa> LIKE
[22:29:48] <DrSturm> HE HAS OVAARIES
[22:30:35] <Ashton> Actually, I do have Ovaries.
[22:30:57] <Ashton> They just perform different functions, hang out of my body, and are called 'testes' in scientific terms.
[22:31:12] <DrSturm> Then they're not ovaries.
[22:31:17] <Gulcasa> I THINK YOU MEAN LUNGS ASH
[22:32:12] <Ashton> Lungs don't hang out of your body
[22:32:16] * Gulcasa gives Ash a colon.
[22:32:53] * Ashton gives Rhia a slash.
[22:32:58] <Gulcasa> What!
[22:33:01] * DrSturm calls the police
[22:33:02] * Gulcasa has been slain.
[22:33:32] * Ashton ATK, GEN, TEC, LUK +1 GROW UP!
[22:33:37] <Gulcasa> Awww.
[22:33:42] <Gulcasa> I wish that was possible in my game
[22:33:44] <DrSturm> ONLY THREE STATS GO UP AT ONCE
[22:33:54] <Gulcasa> Well, it doesn't matter in the end
[22:33:58] <Gulcasa> My stats are always better!!
[22:34:01] <Gulcasa> Unless you are Milanor!
[22:34:08] <Gulcasa> Is Ash Milanor?!
[22:34:21] * Ashton ATK, GEN, TEC +5 GROW UP!
[22:34:39] <DrSturm> THAT'S NOT POSSIBLE EITHER
[22:34:44] <DrSturm> THE MAX UP IS +2
[22:34:46] <DrSturm> FOR MVP
[22:34:50] * Ashton ATK, GEN, TEC +3 GROW UP!
[22:34:58] <DrSturm> NOT POSSIBLE
[22:35:00] <Gulcasa> Well Ash?!
[22:35:04] <Gulcasa> Are you really Milanor?!
[22:35:11] <Gulcasa> Are you torn between three women?!
[22:35:12] <Ashton> I absorbed Milanor into me.
[22:35:17] <Gulcasa> So you sort of are!
[22:35:19] <Ashton> So I have all his abilities.
[22:35:24] <Ashton> Yes. Yes I am.
[22:35:32] <Gulcasa> Then, Milash, I give you this!
[22:35:32] * Gulcasa gives Ash an exclamation point.
[22:35:36] <Ashton> Yggdra, Cierra, and... uh... Sugar. I guess.
[22:35:43] <Gulcasa> Cierra?
[22:35:45] <Ashton> !
[22:35:46] <Gulcasa> MORE LIKE KYLIER
[22:35:46] <Gulcasa> :(
[22:35:50] * Ashton goes into ALERT mode.
[22:36:41] * DrSturm gives Ash an atrophy
[22:36:47] <DrSturm> Apostrophy
[22:36:50] <DrSturm> <_<
[22:37:03] * Gulcasa keeps the question mark safe.
[22:37:43] <Gulcasa> Ash~!
[22:37:47] <Gulcasa> You need more tildes!
[22:37:53] * Gulcasa gives Ash the tilde.
[22:38:31] <Gulcasa> Ash!
[22:38:35] <Gulcasa> Use your tilde!
[22:39:23] <Ashton> ~
[22:39:26] <Gulcasa> <3 <3 <3
[22:39:31] <Gulcasa> Gulcasa x Ash
[22:40:16] <Ashton> Is Gulcasa a female or male? I saw someone refer to Gulcasa as a she.
[22:40:19] <DrSturm> ...
[22:40:21] <Gulcasa> MALE
[22:40:23] <DrSturm> That was swiyth.
[22:40:28] <DrSturm> Swiyth said Gulcasa was a she.
[22:40:31] <DrSturm> No one else did.
[22:40:33] <DrSturm> Ever.
[22:40:40] <Ashton> No, it wasn't Swoyth.
[22:40:42] <Gulcasa> Ash!
[22:40:46] <Gulcasa> I have something to tell you!
[22:40:50] <Gulcasa> That you probably know!
[22:40:50] <Ashton> I think it was the FAQ writer from GameFAQs.
[22:40:55] <Gulcasa> YOu know what, forget it!
[22:40:59] <DrSturm> Grey Fox is an idiot.
[22:40:59] <Gulcasa> GameFAQs people are stupid!
[22:41:01] <Ashton> WHAT? YOU'RE PREGNANT!??!?!
[22:41:09] <Gulcasa> It was actually about GAL CUROSR
[22:41:13] <Gulcasa> BUT SURE
[22:41:48] <Gulcasa> SHE HAS THREE WISHES
[22:41:50] <Gulcasa> SEX SEX SEX
[22:42:41] <Gulcasa> Or wahtever
[22:42:48] <Gulcasa> Gulcasa = woman now
[22:42:51] <Gulcasa> Because I am Gulcasa!
[22:42:58] <Gulcasa> No wait!
[22:43:02] <Gulcasa> I am the gender of Seth-Rah!
[22:43:03] <Ashton> And you're pregnant with my baby.
[22:43:08] <Gulcasa> Gender: Ledah!
[22:43:19] <Gulcasa> Why would you have sex with a Ledah, Ash?!
[22:43:44] <Ashton> I had sex with you before you became a Ledah.
[22:43:49] <Gulcasa> Oh, okay
[22:44:16] * Gulcasa gives Ash an asterisk
[22:44:18] <Ashton> It better be a girl...
[22:44:39] <Gulcasa> If it's not, I'll let you have my question mark!
[22:44:57] <Ashton> Okay~
[22:45:31] <DrSturm> Why do you want a girl so badly?
[22:45:36] <DrSturm> For a child?
[22:46:15] <Ashton> Because I have nothing but brothers.
[22:46:29] <Gulcasa> But you have a lot of girlfriends!
[22:46:30] <Gulcasa> Or had!
[22:46:31] <DrSturm> So you're going to treat your daughter like a sister?
[22:46:33] <Gulcasa> And they wear aprons!
[22:46:42] * Gulcasa gives Ash an apron.
[22:46:50] <Gulcasa> I know how much you like them~ <3
[22:47:07] * DrSturm models said apron for Ash
[22:47:07] <DrSturm> <3
[22:47:30] <Ashton> No I'll treat my daughter like... uh, a daughter.
[22:47:38] <Gulcasa> WILL YOU TELL THEM ABOUT THE THING?
[22:47:45] <DrSturm> Then what do your brothers have to do with the equation?
[22:48:01] <Gulcasa> YOU KNOW... THE ONE WITH BLOOD...
[22:48:26] <Gulcasa> THAT HAPPENS ONLY AT THAT ONE TIME!
[22:48:45] <Ashton> Uh, why? You don't wanna do it?
[22:48:51] <Gulcasa> No!
[22:48:54] <Gulcasa> It's too scary!
[22:48:56] <Gulcasa> Traumatizing!
[22:48:58] <Gulcasa> Painful!
[22:50:58] <Gulcasa> SOMEONE WHO'S SURVIVED THROUGH THE EXPERIENCE SHOULD TELL HER, ASH
[22:51:03] <Gulcasa> THAT MEANS YOU
[22:51:42] <Ashton> I've never had that experience.
[22:51:47] <Gulcasa> Yes you have!
[22:51:53] <Gulcasa> You told me about it right after!
[22:52:13] <Gulcasa> You were very afraid and I was telling you that everything would be okay!
[22:52:15] <Ashton> Are we talking about the same experience?
[22:52:20] <Gulcasa> I think so
[22:52:30] <Gulcasa> What do you think we are talking about?
[22:52:44] <Ashton> Periods?
[22:52:50] <Gulcasa> ...Oh, no. Not at all
[22:52:59] <Gulcasa> I was talking about at night when the Jack-O-Lanterns come to get you.
[22:53:12] <Ashton> Oh, you mean sex.
[22:53:16] <Gulcasa> What..?
[22:53:35] <DrSturm> You have very disturbing fantasies of pumpkins, Ash.
[22:53:36] <Gulcasa> It happens only at 4:31 AM!
[22:53:43] <Gulcasa> They scratch at your window~!!!
[22:53:45] <Ashton> Fine, I'll tell her about it.
[22:53:49] <Gulcasa> Then PFOOOSH
[22:53:54] <Gulcasa> THE WINDOW SHATTERED
[22:53:58] <Gulcasa> "GROOOOOOOOO"
[22:54:02] <Gulcasa> "GROOOO!O!!!!!!"
[22:54:09] <Gulcasa> And then you got eaten.
[22:54:35] <Ashton> Oh, THAT.
[22:54:40] <Gulcasa> Yeah!
[22:56:47] <Gulcasa> You must tell her!
[22:57:06] <Gulcasa> Because then the Jack-O-Lantern wont try to come after her because he knows that she will be prepared!
[22:57:12] <Gulcasa> He will be like~
[22:58:13] <Ashton> Sure, my little Rhia Whia~
[22:58:15] <Gulcasa> "GROOOOOO.... GROOOOAWINAGUINWEATGWEGERGHGDXG *dies*"
[22:58:23] <Gulcasa> And that will be the end of him!
[22:58:35] <Gulcasa> A happy ending~

[chrishawke]

Jack-O-Lanterns?

[Yuka]

That got a laugh out of me.

[Rhiannon]

Yes!

"GROOO..."

PFOOOSH.

IT IS BEHIND YOU CHRISSY RUN!

[Yuka]

This was last night, wasn't it?

This post has been edited by Sauce XIV: Aug 3 2006, 12:18 AM

[Rhiannon]

Yup.

[Yuka]

I remember the part where you gave Ash a comma, but that wasn't in this story.

[Rhiannon]

Yeah, that was earlier. That's also why he asked why I kept giving him punctuations... If that was the first time I had done it, I don't think he would have asked about it.

[Yuka]

*cue "The More You Know" song*

[Yourself]

Why were you giving Ash punctuation marks in the first place anyways?

[Yuka]

Never mind, this post would make me look like an idiot.

This post has been edited by Sauce XIV: Aug 3 2006, 12:52 AM

[Rhiannon]

Because I... wanted to.

JERKS

[whoyodaddy]

hooray chat logs. now i can expierence the fun of the irc channel without ever joining.

[Rhiannon]

And not having to deal with the dead parts. Which seem to take up like 70% of it because YOU'RE ALL JERKS.

*runs away crying*

[Enzd]

Hey :(