*laughs* I'm a ninja, but then again my OTP for life is MidbossxMalice.
My OTP's include Cloudshipping and Silvershipping--though they don't cross series..es..., they're enough out of the box that I can rank myself with you.
Oh, and my OCT (One CRACK Threesome) is LloydxKratosxZelos, so there you go.