QUOTE(Neteca)
O RLY?
Ya honly.
QUOTE(Tsuki)
How did it come to be that Ash and Rhia have divorced?
Well, when a man and a woman have sex, sometimes they have a baby...
Anyway, you have herpes.
QUOTE(Lux)
ARC.SAR?
Error: The class ARC has no static data member SAR.
QUOTE(Haru)
Is this true?
You would have to define "dead", "exterminated", "kill", and "true".
QUOTE(Haru)
When will LEGO create breakdancing minifigs?
They have the breakdancing part down.]QUOTE(Haru)
Why Do Clocks Run Clockwise?
Because clock is wiser than clockwise. If clockwise was wiser, then clockwise would run clock.
QUOTE(Haru)
Do Penguins Have Knees?
They prefer the term "knee-analogue".
QUOTE(Haru)
When Did Wild Poodles Roam the Earth?
Well, most of them evolved into puddles, so forever, I guess.
QUOTE(Haru)
How Do Astronauts Scratch an Itch?
Just like normal people with too many clothes on.
QUOTE(Haru)
Do Elephants Jump?
No, they have no knee-analogues.
QUOTE(Haru)
When Do Fish Sleep?
All the time. In fact, for every second that passes by, there is at least one fish that's asleep.
QUOTE(Haru)
Why Do Dogs Have Wet Noses?
The better to drool on you without having to get your germs in its mouth.
QUOTE(Haru)
Can imponderables be answered?
For every impoderable question, there is an answer. However, there is no imponderable question which has an answer.