КОСОВО ЈЕ СРБИЈА, the Balkans on YouTube Options

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 In the south-eastern corner of Europe, there is a peninsula named after its most prominent mountain range: the Balkan. Across it live a diversity of peoples—many of South Slav stock, though also Vlachs, Albanians, Greeks, and many others. Orthodox Christianity thrives alongside Sunni Islam, and where ethnic cleansing has yet to homogenise a region, as you move from valley to valley, you will come upon many an enclave of ethnic minorities.

 Be it cuisine, architecture, religion, or culture, this peninsula today is a colourful mixture of many centuries of influences exerted upon its people by outside forces.
 The Balkan found itself a border province of the Eastern Roman Empire, which left its imprint in the Romanian and Vlach peoples, who to this day speak a Latinate language. Here, the great migration of Slavs found its final destination; today, South Slavs populate most of the Balkans, and have left their genetic imprint even in other ethnic groups. The Adriatic coast was long the realm of the Serene Republic of Venice and its trade empire, maintaining a rivalry with the small but wealthy Republic of Ragusa.
 After the fall of Constantinople, it was the Turks who conquered all of the peninsula; though their advance was stopped by the valiant Poles and Austrians at Vienna, the Ottoman Empire remained until the later 19th century a dominant power in the region, though the Austrian Empire—and later client states of Russia—encroached upon it, and, too, left a deep imprint on the peoples and regions under its rule.

 A constant in all this was that the Balkans was always periphery: conquered, dominated, and divided time and time again, each cycle accompanied with extraordinary violence. Indeed, this history of war, rape, mass murder, and ethnic cleansing has manifested itself in the soul of many Balkan people. From village to village, they hate each other's guts, and would relish in nothing as much as in cutting the throats of each and every of their neighbours, although they all look the same to the outside observer.

 Whenever they were not under the thumb of an greater realm, the peoples and nations of the Balkans were sure to wage incessant, senseless war upon one another. Be it far-fetched, ancient claims on a strip of land as worthless as any other in this poor and wretched corner of the world, a different religion another people chose to violate the principles of, or merely revenge for past atrocities—the people of the Balkans never fall short of an excuse to try to exterminate each other.

 Bosniaks and Serbs, Serbs and Albanians, Albanians and Greeks, Greeks and Macedonians… each nation hates to the core at the very least one of their neighbours—where fragile alliances don't force them to downplay their irrational hatred, they are more likely to hate everyone both outside and inside their ever-shifting borders. And at the most trivial of pretexts, these tensions erupt into violence unparalleled on the world outside of Central Africa.

 But it is not only when they depopulate villages, ruin cities, displace hundreds of thousands, massacre—one way or another—civilians, and barely find the time to dig mass graves deep enough to hide from the eyes of war crime tribunals the mountains of corpses their campaigns leave behind that these ignoble savages make their miserable lives even more miserable by showering each other with hatred.
No, the advent of the internet has laid out before them a new battlefield, even more pointless than the ones whose soil is already deeply soaked in blood: YouTube comments.


 This thread is devoted to chronicling these torrents of insults, left on each and every Balkan pop video from somewhere in or around ex-Yugoslavia, and formulated in English barely above the level of a second-grader learning it as their second language.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0KGulGRLBOs

@Marko Stojanovic whos the pussy you little bstard you are the weakest and ugliest race on earth you slavic shit you have only balls to fight against unarmed civilians albanians fuck you bitches up everytime everywhere

—K1ALBOGANGSTA, 2 months ago

Shqiptar pussy! Don't you have any drugs to sell? women to pimp (mostly your mom, aunts, sisters and cousins) countries to steal? or jihad to make? Fuck off out os serbian videos and try to say that shit in front of many serbs and you'll see how happy theyll be!

"albanians fuck you bitches up everytime everywhere" are you sure that it wasn't your pimps NATO/EU/USA who did all the work? That proves how the foster parents love hers spoiled kid! YOU UGLY TURKISH PIG SHIT! FUCK OFF BACK TO CAUCAUS!

—S3RBIAN3AGLE187 in reply to K1ALBOGANGSTA, 1 month ago

SLAVIC COWARD BASTARD THE ONLY DRUGS I SELL ARE THESE WHICH I GIVE YOUR MOTHER SO I CAN FUCK HER ALL NIGHT LONG THAT UGLY SERBITCH AND IM CHRISTIAN SO NO JIHAD AND THE ONLY WOMAN I PIMP ARE SERBITCHES SO BEFORE THE NATO BOMBED YOUR ASS THE ALBANINAS CIVILIANS DIDNT FOUGHT OVER 10 YEARS AGAINST THE SERBIAN ARMY BEFORE??? SLAVIC SHIT WE HAVE SMTHG CALLED BRAVERY WE ARE ALBANIANS AND WILL FUCK YOUR MOTHERS AGAIN EVEN IF WE HAVE JUST OUR HANDS AS WEAPONS YOU TUKISH SLAVIC MONGOLIAN SCUM

—K1ALBOGANGSTA in reply to S3RBIAN3AGLE187, 1 month ago

I shit on your bravery! Oh wait. YOU HAVE NO BRAVERY! You fucking cowards killed serbs in Kosovo who has been living there ever since the stone while until you turkish gypsies came from the land which is now Checnya!

Turkish Mongolian scum? you deacribed your ancestors XD I fucked your mom yesterday! i fucked your sisters too! and your mothers mother! You suck NATO dick for protection 24/7! Soon they will leave and we will finish what YOU started! You christian? r u sure that you're not serbian?

—S3RBIAN3AGLE187 in reply to K1ALBOGANGSTA, 1 month ago

SO YOU ARE SLAVIC AND WE ILLYRIAN AND YOU SAY WE CAMED HERE AND YOU LIVED HERE HAHAHAHA THATS ENOUGH TO SHOW HOW FUCKING DUMB YOU ANIMALS ARE MOTHERFUCKING BASTARD YOU ARE THE IMMIGRANT THIS IS OUR LAND 100 years ago almost till vojvodina the majority was albanian BUT THEY GOT KILLED AND ASSIMILATED YOU ARE COWARDS YOU CAN FIGHT ONLY AGAINST CIVILIANS THIS IS ALBANIAN LAND AND DONT FORGET THE NATO TROOPS ARE THERE TO PROTECT YOU NOT US HOPFULLY THEY WILL LEAVE SOON OUR REVANGE WILL BE HORRIBLE

—K1ALBOGANGSTA in reply to S3RBIAN3AGLE187, 1 month ago

ahahahahaahah,you say albanians are illiryrian...you're stupid,albanians came from causasian mountains,and serbs came from carpats,this whole territories belong to serbia since 4th century,albanians came in 14th century...and same real facts,albania is american colony,and you're american slaves..i'm sorry for albanians

—PetarDelAragones in reply to K1ALBOGANGSTA, 1 month ago