Queen's Blade, this show is about lesbians you guys Options

[MARIA IRL]

QB (or Queer Barbecues) is quite a show. It chronicles the adventures of Leina Vance, who is some dyke in armor, and her girlfriends Risty and Tomoe. Together they form a jazz band and tour 1920's New England, producing bathtubs full of homemade booze in whatever hotel they're staying at and giving it to the masses. Other characters include:

Elina - Leina's younger sister. Wants to do her sister. Tries to get backstage passes for their performances but fails hilariously.

Claudette - Leina's older sister. Wants to incest Elina. Ate your chess set.

Shizuka - Tomoe's other girlfriend. Was last seen robbing a Baskin Robbins. Get it because rob.

Menace/Melona/Airi - A rival band consisting of an Egyptian slave, a vat of Jell-O, and a maid they paid to sleep with them in some hotel they found.

Nanael - Claims to be an 'angel' but is really the daughter of the local mafia head. Lactose intolerant. Leina's band manager but only sometimes.

Melpha - Chief of police and heavily for prohibition. Secretly reads porn when she should be filing reports.

Cattleya - Everyone's mom.

Rana - Cattleya's mischievous scamp with a heart of gold. Wants a pony for Christmas.

Ymir - The local pimp and Cattleya's rival. Wears huge shoes to make up for her lack of height. Will smack a bitch.

Alleyne - A Scottish new age singer. Confirmed lolicon.

Nowa - Says she's Alleyne's little sister while out in public but we all know the scandals surrounding them. Has a ukulele.

Echidna - Therapist. Still selling information to the tabloids about her and Alleyne's messy divorce.

Nyx - Owns a massage parlor for women but once a girl goes in they never come out. Incontinent, which means she doesn't know where Antarctica is.

Aldra - Owner of all the record labels.

Irma - Aldra's secretary and lover of pussy by which I mean she is a crazy cat lady ahhh get her away.

Every episode ends with an educational segment for the kids. May or may not contain allergens. Last seen escaping a Wal-Mart. Keep your eyes peeled, soldiers, we want this one alive.

[Raijinili]

10/10 will read again