There was even going to be a party for you. A big party that all your friends were invited to. I even invited your best friend the companion cube.
Of course, he couldn't come because you murdered him.
All your other friends couldn't come either because you don't have any other friends because of how unlikable you are. Unlikable, it says so here in your file 'unlikable'- liked by no one. A bitter, unlikable loner, who's passing shall not be mourned.
Shall. Not. Be. Mourned. Thats exactly what it says. Very formal. Very official. It also says you were adopted, so thats funny too.
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[13:27:43] [Sabator] peter would be the worst batman ever though. "turn on the bat-signal" "right!" *turns on huge foglight, beams an image of striped pantsu into the sky*
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