LCN POKEYMANZ TIERS Options

[Rhiannon]

LET'S DO THIS.

• God Tier
  Paras
  Wynaut
  Wobbuffery
  Spoink

• Almost God Tier
  Slowbro
  Ludicolo

• Asshole Tier
  Starmie
  Jolteon
  Aerodactyl
  Crobat
  Umbreon
  Flygon

• Almost Asshole Tier
  Gengar
  Skarmory
  Salamence

• Looks Better on Paper Tier
  Mantine
  Mantyke (Proof.)

• If You Use These, You're Lame Tier
  Scizor

• Doesn't Exist Tier
  Miltank

LET US COMPLETE THE LCN POKEMON TIERS.

[Rhiannon]

Also, I wasn't calling you a tourneyfag. Unless you're some crazy person that preaches to everyone about how awesome Scizor is. But I haven't seen you do that yet, so.

Also, I guess I should give reasons for why each Pokemon is where it is. Maybe it'll give people a better idea of how these tiers work.

Paras: PARASPARASPARAS. And he makes us cry.
Wynaut: WYNAUT?
Wobbuffet: Because Wobbuffet is just that awesome.
Spoink: Because he makes us cry.
Slowbro: Great stats all around (except for speed, but Trick Room remedies this) and a really nice movepool. And a silly face.
Ludicolo: Because it's a dancing sombrero pineapple duck. And because Ludicolo team actually almost beat Slowbro team.
Starmie: Too fast to have Thunderbolt AND Ice Beam and Surf and Psychic or Recover. Total asshole. People who fight Walrus know this.
Jolteon: Crobat tactics. Be faster than everyone else, and slam them with a status effect that will most likely incapacitate them for a few turns. THUNDER WAVE.
Aerodactyl: He's Starmie-esque. His movepool isn't as good, but he's in the same max Speed group as Jolteon and Crobat, so he is an asshole.
Crobat: Same as Jolteon, but replace Thunder Wave with Hypnosis or Confuse Ray or something like that. And his face just LOOKS so mean.
Flygon: This cannot be disputed. Flygon has Levitate and learns Dig. Instant asshole.
Gengar: He has a pretty INTIMIDATING smile, but he hasn't caused enough rage to be higher than Almost Asshole.
Skarmory: Same deal as Gengar.
Salamence: I don't remember why we decided this. I blame Intimidate, speed, attack, and Dragon Dance.
Mantine: The Mantine Effect is why. No matter how much Special Defense you think 400 is, it's no match for a 4x weakness to Electricity.
Mantyke: The proof is in the picture I linked.
Scizor: WELL I JUST DON'T LIKE HIM VERY MUCH. AND MANTINE EFFECT. SCIZOR DIES.

And since Miltank doesn't exist, I won't go into detail about that.

[Yuka]

Flygon: This cannot be disputed. Flygon has Levitate and learns Dig. Instant asshole.

For those who are unaware of this. Earthquake hits Dig'd opponents always for double damage. Levitate dodges Earthquake. Even while Dig'd.

LEVITATE WORKS UNDERGROUND.

Asshole tier.