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| Raij|Away |
 Jun 9 2008, 04:16 AM
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Casual Chatter  Group: People Too Lazy to Register Posts: 72 Joined: 10-July 07 Member No.: 1614  |
Fair warning: Snideness, elitism, and rude attitude await anyone who posts a statement which doesn't fit the rules.
This is "statements which make the universe implode", not "random Chuck Norris doing the impossible". That means that Vin Diesel punching his own face does not itself make the universe implode, nor does having Mr. T state something impossible and possible at the same time make the universe implode, because it requires Mr. T to say it, so unless you're Mr. T, that statement would not make the universe implode. No "this sentence is false" or any variation thereof, because that's old and lame. Try to be ORIGINAL, people. It's better to post nothing at all than to post something bad. Example of a good statement: "Hi, I like to talk about myself because I'm insecure." The second word, "I," tells you that the person is talking about himself/herself, and thus you would think that person might like talking about theirself. The next five words, "like to talk about myself," suggests that the person might be insecure, since he/she is introducing himself/herself by pointing out a flaw. But then the admission of insecurity boggles your mind, because all you can get from that is that the person is insecure, which is also what they're telling you directly. |
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| Irysa |
Jun 10 2008, 01:02 PM
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 Towards some blank infinity Group: Knights Posts: 1470 Joined: 12-February 06 From: Behind You Member No.: 65 |
I divided by zero.
~~~ [13:27:43] [Sabator] peter would be the worst batman ever though. "turn on the bat-signal" "right!" *turns on huge foglight, beams an image of striped pantsu into the sky*
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| Neon_the_Chao |
 Jun 10 2008, 06:36 PM
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 The Ruler of All Group: Naughty Children Posts: 347 Joined: 14-May 08 From: Hyrule Member No.: 1734 |
I lost the game.
~~~  Don't bother fighting back, Ein - you won't win. |
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| Frisk |
Jun 10 2008, 06:39 PM
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 Determined Group: Knights Posts: 512 Joined: 8-June 07 From: Determined Member No.: 1463 |
The game can be won, but only if you lose.
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| Neon_the_Chao |
Jun 10 2008, 06:40 PM
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The Ruler of All Group: Naughty Children Posts: 347 Joined: 14-May 08 From: Hyrule Member No.: 1734 |
It boggles the mind.
Fuck, I lost the game! Or did I win? Hmmm.... ~~~ Don't bother fighting back, Ein - you won't win. |
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| WhiteKnight |
Jun 10 2008, 08:33 PM
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 *obnoxiousaltcaps* Group: Arcs Posts: 304 Joined: 10-April 07 From: SOMEWHERE NOT UPSTATE NEW YORK Member No.: 1010 |
I can cause two Falcon Punches to collide.
~~~ Yar har ho.
Yo ho har. |
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| Raijinili |
Jun 11 2008, 04:08 AM
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 Lieutenant Group: Gods Posts: 2539 Joined: 25-December 05 Member No.: 16 |
You people are all stupid.
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| Yuka |
Jun 11 2008, 04:32 AM
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 We'll soak this parched earth with our own blood. Group: Magi Posts: 2140 Joined: 27-July 06 From: Gensokyo Member No.: 177 |
QUOTE(Raijinili @ Jun 11 2008, 12:08 AM)  You people are all stupid. We have a winner. ~~~ [20:15] Irysa: I hate myself
[20:15] Irysa: I made myself some curry [20:15] Irysa: and then [20:15] Irysa: I realised [20:15] Irysa: I wasn't hungry |
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| Raijinili |
Jun 12 2008, 02:34 AM
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Lieutenant Group: Gods Posts: 2539 Joined: 25-December 05 Member No.: 16 |
I get three statements of actions, which is NOT a statement which makes the universe implode, but rather descriptions of actions thought to be impossible.
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| DustyHaru |
Jun 12 2008, 03:39 AM
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 Check Length Group: Knights Posts: 916 Joined: 7-August 07 From: Check Length Member No.: 1632 |
I work hard for long breaks.
I can't really think very well under these conditions. This post has been edited by DustyHaru: Jun 13 2008, 07:48 PM |
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| Raijinili |
Jun 13 2008, 04:47 AM
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Lieutenant Group: Gods Posts: 2539 Joined: 25-December 05 Member No.: 16 |
You can neither spell nor understand the word "inhibition".
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| Deadelus |
Jun 13 2008, 06:14 AM
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 Talkative Group: Arcs Posts: 134 Joined: 8-February 06 From: In this galaxy Member No.: 63 |
Maybe he meant UNhibition...
Wait... is that even a word? O well never mind I don't know what inhibition means ~~~  |
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| P.P.A. |
Jun 13 2008, 06:44 AM
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 Architect of the Great Wall of Text Group: Naughty Children Posts: 1328 Joined: 14-May 06 From: Electorate of Cologne, Holy Roman Empire Member No.: 121 |
When Enzd enzd, Enzd enzd enzd.
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| Neon_the_Chao |
Jun 13 2008, 11:45 AM
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The Ruler of All Group: Naughty Children Posts: 347 Joined: 14-May 08 From: Hyrule Member No.: 1734 |
QUOTE(WhiteKnight @ Jun 10 2008, 04:33 PM) I can cause two Falcon Punches to collide. AWESOME. ~~~ Don't bother fighting back, Ein - you won't win. |
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| Greifer |
Jun 14 2008, 07:33 PM
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 Baby Chocobo Cuteness Group: Arcs Posts: 420 Joined: 7-April 06 From: Underground Member No.: 105 |
If you go back in time to see but not make contact or interact with your past self, it's unlikely anything paradox-y will occur. But if you go to from the present to see your future self you won't be able to because you wouldn't have existed in the future due to leaving for the future to see your future self, which doesn't exist. No paradox would exist here either because you wouldn't have been there to make a paradox occur.
~~~ I once saw Phoenix Wright cosplay at JACON...
I thought my eyes would shrivel up. |
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