LCN POKEYMANZ TIERS Options

[Rhiannon]

LET'S DO THIS.

• God Tier
  Paras
  Wynaut
  Wobbuffery
  Spoink

• Almost God Tier
  Slowbro
  Ludicolo

• Asshole Tier
  Starmie
  Jolteon
  Aerodactyl
  Crobat
  Umbreon
  Flygon

• Almost Asshole Tier
  Gengar
  Skarmory
  Salamence

• Looks Better on Paper Tier
  Mantine
  Mantyke (Proof.)

• If You Use These, You're Lame Tier
  Scizor

• Doesn't Exist Tier
  Miltank

LET US COMPLETE THE LCN POKEMON TIERS.

[Rhiannon]

Also, I wasn't calling you a tourneyfag. Unless you're some crazy person that preaches to everyone about how awesome Scizor is. But I haven't seen you do that yet, so.

Also, I guess I should give reasons for why each Pokemon is where it is. Maybe it'll give people a better idea of how these tiers work.

Paras: PARASPARASPARAS. And he makes us cry.
Wynaut: WYNAUT?
Wobbuffet: Because Wobbuffet is just that awesome.
Spoink: Because he makes us cry.
Slowbro: Great stats all around (except for speed, but Trick Room remedies this) and a really nice movepool. And a silly face.
Ludicolo: Because it's a dancing sombrero pineapple duck. And because Ludicolo team actually almost beat Slowbro team.
Starmie: Too fast to have Thunderbolt AND Ice Beam and Surf and Psychic or Recover. Total asshole. People who fight Walrus know this.
Jolteon: Crobat tactics. Be faster than everyone else, and slam them with a status effect that will most likely incapacitate them for a few turns. THUNDER WAVE.
Aerodactyl: He's Starmie-esque. His movepool isn't as good, but he's in the same max Speed group as Jolteon and Crobat, so he is an asshole.
Crobat: Same as Jolteon, but replace Thunder Wave with Hypnosis or Confuse Ray or something like that. And his face just LOOKS so mean.
Flygon: This cannot be disputed. Flygon has Levitate and learns Dig. Instant asshole.
Gengar: He has a pretty INTIMIDATING smile, but he hasn't caused enough rage to be higher than Almost Asshole.
Skarmory: Same deal as Gengar.
Salamence: I don't remember why we decided this. I blame Intimidate, speed, attack, and Dragon Dance.
Mantine: The Mantine Effect is why. No matter how much Special Defense you think 400 is, it's no match for a 4x weakness to Electricity.
Mantyke: The proof is in the picture I linked.
Scizor: WELL I JUST DON'T LIKE HIM VERY MUCH. AND MANTINE EFFECT. SCIZOR DIES.

And since Miltank doesn't exist, I won't go into detail about that.