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[TheChronometerPocketWatch]

It has been noted how confusing and irrelevant the following paragraphs are. Skip to the end if you want.

You probably don't know the one who is typing this. It is TheChronometerPocketWatch. It may be a bit long, so you may also call this one TheStifledTimepiece (since YouTube doesn't support 25-character length usernames), or Roysten (though that is not this one's name and sorry if anyone has a similar name. If that is the case, this one can be called by the names Millward or Delmar. Still, none of these names represent my true name).
Uh, that may have been a little too much to state TheChronometerPocketWatch's alternate names. To possibly clear confusion, it would be a good idea to state that this one may or may not speak in third person.
This one first heard of a game called Yggdra Union for Gameboy Advance. He played it with VBA and didn't get very far, then stopped. Then he saw a review on T.V. for a game called Riviera: The Promised Land also for GBA. Sadly, he ignored this until years later. It was months ago this one heard of an upcoming game called Knights in the Nightmare, of which this one was interested. Sadly, someone told him he should instead invest in other games such as those for Xbox360... But exactly one week ago he started playing Riviera: TPL after downloading VBA again for his recently formatted computer. He soon found out that Yggdra Union, Knights in the Nightmare, and Riviera were all part of a series, and became a fan. While on his daily visit to Wikipedia, he clicked an external link on the Riviera TPL page, which sent him here.

So basically, this pocket watch is just another crazy, stupid, and at many times awkward person who could be deleted after 60 days, due to the restraints of time, of which everyone is a slave to. How long may there be before a first reply?

(And sorry, but pocket watches neither have souls nor organs to consume.)

NOTE: As of now this one is TheTimepiece rather than TheChronometerPocketWatch due to the length of the latter. If desired, one can still call this one Roysten, Millward, or Delmar. Of which the latter two are names randomly created by this one that seem to redirect to actual things on Wikipedia. Roysten is the name of the goldfish.

This post has been edited by TheTimepiece: Jul 29 2009, 02:02 AM

[DustyHaru]

Ugeah-wo---bleargh!

The Third People have come.

[TheChronometerPocketWatch]

This one can easily stop speaking in third person, if it is requested. It may not be considered correct English, if viewed in such a way.
He currently knows not why he decided to do this in the first place, but it was most likely for no reason.
Time is possibly the only reason which causes people to forget. (Though that is not a statement.)

[DustyHaru]

This one can easily stop speaking in third person, if it is requested. It may not be considered correct English, if viewed in such a way.
He currently knows not why he decided to do this in the first place, but it was most likely for no reason.
Time is possibly the only reason which causes people to forget. (Though that is not a statement.)

Blunt Force trauma

[TheChronometerPocketWatch]

Of course.
But that would not be able to occur if time stopped.
So this one should have said that without time one could not forget. But neither can one remember without time.
That is a very different statement than before, and this one was indubitably incorrect.

Also, it seems that TheChronometerPocketWatch will soon become TheTimepiece, or possibly something different.
This one surely should have predicted the chaos that very long names without spaces would cause.

This post has been edited by TheChronometerPocketWatch: Jul 28 2009, 09:57 PM

[DustyHaru]

The negation of an instant of existence will cause the inevitable loss of memory for a person. This negation would supercede the flow of time itself; and would possibly lead to removal of said individual from the rest of the flow of time. Their being could survive apart from time.

OR W/E LOL

[TheChronometerPocketWatch]

OR W/E LOL

EXACTLY
Fits (partially) with this one's signature.

[Hayate]

My mind cannot comprehend this madness. XP


But um, hi. Hope you enjoy LCN! ^^ And what are you talking about, everybody has souls and organs for the eating.

[TheTimepiece]

Thanks, this one's time spent here has been enjoyable (despite the lack of real posts).
And if that is the case this one has his soul encased deep inside of him in the same location as his organ-constructed pistol.

Ooh and TheChronometerPocketWatch is now simply TheTimepiece due to how unnecessarily long the former was.

This post has been edited by TheTimepiece: Jul 29 2009, 01:26 AM

[Shiokazu]

enjoy lcn

hey,im not a lot of time around here,perhaps one week haha

[TheTimepiece]

Even new ones welcome new ones! Hopefully the people shown here portray the rest of the community this one shall encounter.

(Maybe this one should find somewhere to post so he is not removed after 60 days.)

This post has been edited by TheTimepiece: Jul 29 2009, 11:46 AM

[H. Tsukiyono]

Greetings and salutations, talking timepiece. I wish my pocketwatch could hold an intelligent conversation with me.

This being said, post lots, enjoy your stay, blah blah blah. I see you've preempted the organs/soul thing so I will not offer you nice inedible replacements for your eaten organs since you claim they cannot be eaten.
lies and sacrilege, everybody's organs get eaten here. As we speak someone is chewing on my spleen.

Oh, and be sure to pick your fights carefully, although I suppose this is just common sense.

[DustyHaru]

Oh, and be sure to pick your fights carefully, although I suppose this is just common sense.

Common Sense?

[TheTimepiece]

Do not worry, this one's dog shared their common sense with him. He also picked some off of a dead body at the foot of a cliff.
And don't attempt to consume this one's organs unless if you desire a gun in your mouth.

[Hayate]

Violent pocket watch. o.O