10 things I hate about spiders Options

[Rhiannon]

1. When spiders jump through the ceiling
2. When spiders web me through cave walls (because the walls are only PARTIALLY real!)
3. When spiders literally pop out of the walls
4. When spiders jump right in my face from god knows where
5. When spiders jump on top of me (you can't move while inside a spider fyi, better hope someone kills it before it eats all 5000 of your health in less than a sceond)
6. When spider corpses DON'T DISAPPEAR AND TRAP ME
7. When living spiders web spider corpses into my face just as I fire a rocket launcher
8. When they die on top of places too high to jump to, leaving weapon drops inaccessible
9. When I've done this one stupid stage so many times for this one stupid weapon that I mistake my allies jumping as spiders jumping and kill them
10. When all of this isn't enough to make me stop playing this game forever

Sigh.