10 things I hate about spiders Options

[Rhiannon]

1. When spiders jump through the ceiling
2. When spiders web me through cave walls (because the walls are only PARTIALLY real!)
3. When spiders literally pop out of the walls
4. When spiders jump right in my face from god knows where
5. When spiders jump on top of me (you can't move while inside a spider fyi, better hope someone kills it before it eats all 5000 of your health in less than a sceond)
6. When spider corpses DON'T DISAPPEAR AND TRAP ME
7. When living spiders web spider corpses into my face just as I fire a rocket launcher
8. When they die on top of places too high to jump to, leaving weapon drops inaccessible
9. When I've done this one stupid stage so many times for this one stupid weapon that I mistake my allies jumping as spiders jumping and kill them
10. When all of this isn't enough to make me stop playing this game forever

Sigh.

[Rhiannon]

Yesterday I didn't beat anything (almost beat Surprise multiple times, but didn't succeed). TODAY I BEAT SURPRISE AAAAAND BREACH. I almost beat Breach by using two Prominence MAs, but eventually after some more attempts I realized that it kept moving in the same stupid directions that prevented me from getting close enough to hit it every time, and decided to go in with two Lysander Zs (once I ran out of ammo, that meant he would be dead as long as I never missed) and instead of following him, just sitting and waiting for him to come back my way. This meant:

1. I got to watch him shoot his own pelvis with his rear-facing cannon thing while I waited
2. I had all my dudes alive
3. When he came back and next stopped I had a great line of fire to keep switching between the two without moving and stuff.
4. When he goes into AWFULMODE, most of his lasers targetted all the NPCbros that I had kept alive by not chasing him when he went half off the map near the start
5. I had to run for the hills as soon as I saw him explode because just like the final boss, surviving under those conditions is like, ridiculous, and you have to wait for it to die its glorious death before you get the mission clear. I had 0 health when it popped up.

99.25% though, man! Just need to brave that spidernest in Spearhead and... brave that inferno in Inferno.