10 things I hate about spiders Options

[Rhiannon]

1. When spiders jump through the ceiling
2. When spiders web me through cave walls (because the walls are only PARTIALLY real!)
3. When spiders literally pop out of the walls
4. When spiders jump right in my face from god knows where
5. When spiders jump on top of me (you can't move while inside a spider fyi, better hope someone kills it before it eats all 5000 of your health in less than a sceond)
6. When spider corpses DON'T DISAPPEAR AND TRAP ME
7. When living spiders web spider corpses into my face just as I fire a rocket launcher
8. When they die on top of places too high to jump to, leaving weapon drops inaccessible
9. When I've done this one stupid stage so many times for this one stupid weapon that I mistake my allies jumping as spiders jumping and kill them
10. When all of this isn't enough to make me stop playing this game forever

Sigh.

[Rhiannon]

rah rah rah spiders

Today I beat Wrath, Surrounded, Starship, and Convergence. In that order. Not a single game over! I blew up the entire city in Wrath with C70 (like I said I would!). Surrounded is really really easy as long as you can take out the two spider UFOs before they drop reinforcements. Starship was uh... I think the other times I tried it on Inferno I just had bad luck/timing/eyes. Managed to take down ALL of the hectors instead of forgetting about one (and later landing on it and having it prevent my escape from the mothership's cannons), laid C70 in the appropraite place, jumped off and rolled away just in time to avoid instantdeathlasers, detonated the bombs with the proper timing and managed to roll around alive long enough to get the mission clear.

Convergence was kind of silly. It's actually 5 UFOs and a bunch of hectors, but they're all in separate groups and none of them know where you are until you attack them. No hivemind, so I could take out each UFOgroup one by one. I took way too much damage from the first two UFO groups (actually got to health as low as 22) but after that I didn't really get hit much.

So only 4 remain. One of those four definitely has spiders, and another probably has spiders but I don't really remember. THE POINT IS I CAN DO THIS. And then it's time to 100% Resonance of Fate, hopefully also before late May. But there are no spiders in that, so it'll be okay.