10 things I hate about spiders Options

[Rhiannon]

1. When spiders jump through the ceiling
2. When spiders web me through cave walls (because the walls are only PARTIALLY real!)
3. When spiders literally pop out of the walls
4. When spiders jump right in my face from god knows where
5. When spiders jump on top of me (you can't move while inside a spider fyi, better hope someone kills it before it eats all 5000 of your health in less than a sceond)
6. When spider corpses DON'T DISAPPEAR AND TRAP ME
7. When living spiders web spider corpses into my face just as I fire a rocket launcher
8. When they die on top of places too high to jump to, leaving weapon drops inaccessible
9. When I've done this one stupid stage so many times for this one stupid weapon that I mistake my allies jumping as spiders jumping and kill them
10. When all of this isn't enough to make me stop playing this game forever

Sigh.

[Rhiannon]

DAMN IT RAI

WHATEVER, I BEAT SWEEP AND ERUPTION, SO 8 STAGES LEFT. Eruption was stupid. The nests there have somewhere between 16501 and 22000 health (which is more than what they have on Spearhead, the last stage with nests)... the strongest weapon I have (which is all but the one you get from clearing Inferno, which apparently can't harm nests anyway) deals 12000 damage. ISN'T THAT A LITTLE RIDICULOUS? In the end I did use said 12000-dealing weapon. Because two mass explosions while abusing invincible frames from shooting myself in the foot with a weak rocket launcher really was more reasonable than shooting each of them four times with a silly sniper rifle and hoping nothing got in my line of fire or killed me.

I also drew pictures for the stages I think I'm going to tackle tomorrow: Wrath and Surrounded. SO RAI IT DOESN'T EVEN MATTER, I STILL GOT IT YO NOW DON'T DELETE MY GLORIOUS ART OF MOUSTACHED ANTS AND SUCCESSFUL HOPPY SPIDERS.