10 things I hate about spiders Options

[Rhiannon]

1. When spiders jump through the ceiling
2. When spiders web me through cave walls (because the walls are only PARTIALLY real!)
3. When spiders literally pop out of the walls
4. When spiders jump right in my face from god knows where
5. When spiders jump on top of me (you can't move while inside a spider fyi, better hope someone kills it before it eats all 5000 of your health in less than a sceond)
6. When spider corpses DON'T DISAPPEAR AND TRAP ME
7. When living spiders web spider corpses into my face just as I fire a rocket launcher
8. When they die on top of places too high to jump to, leaving weapon drops inaccessible
9. When I've done this one stupid stage so many times for this one stupid weapon that I mistake my allies jumping as spiders jumping and kill them
10. When all of this isn't enough to make me stop playing this game forever

Sigh.

[Rhiannon]

BAD NEWS EVERYONE

THIS PICTURE IS WHAT I WAS LOOKING AT WHEN THE FOLLOWING IRC LOGS TOOK PLACE

[12:05:20] <PSIGuest-416991660> SO I REALIZE
[12:05:26] <PSIGuest-416991660> I'M BEING ATTACKED FROM TWO SIDES IN THIS CAVE
[12:05:31] <PSIGuest-416991660> SO I GO TO CLEAR OUT THIS SIDE I DIDN'T NOTICE
[12:05:33] <PSIGuest-416991660> AND THEN SUDDENLY
[12:05:36] <PSIGuest-416991660> SPIDER WEBS FROM BEHIND
[12:05:50] <PSIGuest-416991660> GAME OVER
[12:05:51] <PSIGuest-416991660> :(
[12:07:37] <PSIGuest-416991660> THINK IT'S TIME TO MAKE NOTES ON SOME OF THESE
[12:07:52] <PSIGuest-416991660> SINCE ONLY LIKE FIVE OF THESE LAST 15 I'M STUCK ON ARE STAGES I'VE ACTUALLY HAD PROBLEMS WITH BEFORE
[12:07:55] <PSIGuest-416991660> MEANING
[12:07:59] <PSIGuest-416991660> I ONLY REMEMBER HOW LIKE FIVE OF THEM GO
[12:08:18] <PSIGuest-416991660> UGH
[12:08:20] <PSIGuest-416991660> I OPEN TEXTEDIT
[12:08:24] <PSIGuest-416991660> LOOK AT RECENT FILES
[12:08:36] <PSIGuest-416991660> IN HOPES OF FINDING SOME RANDOM FILE THAT SEEMS GOOD FOR THESE TPYES OF NOTES
[12:08:39] <PSIGuest-416991660> AND THE FIRST THING ON THE LIST
[12:08:44] <PSIGuest-416991660> SUCCESSFULSPIDER.TXT
[12:08:50] <PSIGuest-416991660> I'M GONNA KILL MYSELF