My Dream Job... Options

[DustyHaru]

..Is to shake peoples drinks. like on the box where it says "Shake Well"? I would do that.
My plan is to graduate college, get a job as a clown at a circus, learn how to juggle from a master clown and open up my own clown farm. There I would teach others how to juggle. I'll leave it to some underling and then move to a big city and get a job shaking cereal boxes, then I'd promote up to drinks.

It's perfect.

If I don't graduate college, I'll just move to columbia and consolidate the drug cartels and plan a hostile takeover of NASA.

Or be a garbage truck driver.
Or a hedge trimmer.

Damn, I want to be a lot of things

This post has been edited by DustyHaru: Aug 2 2009, 12:23 AM

[H. Tsukiyono]

Funny. I thought Dusty wanted to be a bartender too. :/

My dream job is to be a character designer for a game company or something. Or just to be the kind of disgustingly mass-marketed author who can crank out absolute crap and have a large chunk of the population gush happily and inanely over it and then get all viciously defensive when somebody who actually knows what they're talking about says it's crap. (Hello, Twilight. D<)