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[TheChronometerPocketWatch]

It has been noted how confusing and irrelevant the following paragraphs are. Skip to the end if you want.

You probably don't know the one who is typing this. It is TheChronometerPocketWatch. It may be a bit long, so you may also call this one TheStifledTimepiece (since YouTube doesn't support 25-character length usernames), or Roysten (though that is not this one's name and sorry if anyone has a similar name. If that is the case, this one can be called by the names Millward or Delmar. Still, none of these names represent my true name).
Uh, that may have been a little too much to state TheChronometerPocketWatch's alternate names. To possibly clear confusion, it would be a good idea to state that this one may or may not speak in third person.
This one first heard of a game called Yggdra Union for Gameboy Advance. He played it with VBA and didn't get very far, then stopped. Then he saw a review on T.V. for a game called Riviera: The Promised Land also for GBA. Sadly, he ignored this until years later. It was months ago this one heard of an upcoming game called Knights in the Nightmare, of which this one was interested. Sadly, someone told him he should instead invest in other games such as those for Xbox360... But exactly one week ago he started playing Riviera: TPL after downloading VBA again for his recently formatted computer. He soon found out that Yggdra Union, Knights in the Nightmare, and Riviera were all part of a series, and became a fan. While on his daily visit to Wikipedia, he clicked an external link on the Riviera TPL page, which sent him here.

So basically, this pocket watch is just another crazy, stupid, and at many times awkward person who could be deleted after 60 days, due to the restraints of time, of which everyone is a slave to. How long may there be before a first reply?

(And sorry, but pocket watches neither have souls nor organs to consume.)

NOTE: As of now this one is TheTimepiece rather than TheChronometerPocketWatch due to the length of the latter. If desired, one can still call this one Roysten, Millward, or Delmar. Of which the latter two are names randomly created by this one that seem to redirect to actual things on Wikipedia. Roysten is the name of the goldfish.

This post has been edited by TheTimepiece: Jul 29 2009, 02:02 AM

[H. Tsukiyono]

Greetings and salutations, talking timepiece. I wish my pocketwatch could hold an intelligent conversation with me.

This being said, post lots, enjoy your stay, blah blah blah. I see you've preempted the organs/soul thing so I will not offer you nice inedible replacements for your eaten organs since you claim they cannot be eaten.
lies and sacrilege, everybody's organs get eaten here. As we speak someone is chewing on my spleen.

Oh, and be sure to pick your fights carefully, although I suppose this is just common sense.

[absolute0zero]

I see you've preempted the organs/soul thing so I will not offer you nice inedible replacements for your eaten organs since you claim they cannot be eaten.
lies and sacrilege, everybody's organs get eaten here. As we speak someone is chewing on my spleen.

Maybe his is already been eaten. So his organs are already inedible replacement ones.

AND THOU, SIRRAH
THOU ARE THE SINNER
THOU HAVE SHADOW ON THY HEART
SHALT THE 7 DEMONS RIP THY SOUL,
AND BRING IT TO ME?
THOU HAST BEFALLEN INTO THE JUDGEMENT
THOU SHALT NOT BE FORGIVEN!!!
THOU SHALT PLUNGE INTO THE GRIP OF THE DARK
TO THE PRINCE OF HELL,
ME MYSELF!

*snaps out*
New guy here, i assume? Enjoy your stay.
Don't get frightened because of my random habit of possessed by my darkness. Instead give us your inedible organs so we can give you brand new organ, made in LCN!

This post has been edited by absolute0zero: Jul 29 2009, 01:42 PM

[TheTimepiece]

Instead give us your inedible organs so we can give you brand new organ, made in LCN!

This one would love to, but unfortunately he is very much attached to his organs. So his dog would like to offer hers instead. This one hopes that will solve all of these organ complications.

[absolute0zero]

Instead give us your inedible organs so we can give you brand new organ, made in LCN!

This one would love to, but unfortunately he is very much attached to his organs. So his dog would like to offer hers instead. This one hopes that will solve all of these organ complications.

This one hopes that that one accepts this one's offerings. But that one refuse. This one dissapointed.
Wuttaheck are that one talking about? This one and the others could help so that one's organ could be changed. In the name of community!
Or not. Either way, give that one's organ to us many, fast! Or else... *summons this one's sword from the shadow*