QUOTE(Sigmund)
My sister is going into labor now. WHAT IS THE SEX?
It's a trick question. Your sister is obviously a boy.
QUOTE(Ensd)
Will they stop derailing the thread?
What rails?
QUOTE(Pao Pao Pai)
You have cow². What will you do now?
Study the topology of a sixth-dimensional cowoid.
QUOTE(Haru)
If PPA²-2[cow*(36^fire) -x] = y where ordered pair (x,y); (cow, fire) are square integers and PPA is the sum of x and fire, what are all the possible combinations of (cow, fire)?
What the heck does that semi-colon mean?
QUOTE(Xephyr)
Is cow one greater than or equal to cow two?
QUOTE(Xephyr)
In the video game series "Tom Clancy's Splinter Cell", main character Sam Fisher is voiced by the same voice actor who plays what anime character?
Naruto's Kyuubi.
QUOTE(Xephyr)
Ca va? Moi, je suis bien.
Mei wun ti.
QUOTE(Xephyr)
You find some money in a urinal. How much money must be there before you to take it?
Damn, I wanted to ask something like this.
$5.
QUOTE(Xephyr)
If x=0, and y=47, then what is y/x?
47/0. Obviously.
QUOTE(Xephyr)
Are Captain Falcon and Phoenix actually the same person?
I know Wright isn't a driver, and I'm pretty sure Falcon isn't a lawyer.
QUOTE(Xephyr)
What happens to Link and Zelda after one of their games is over?
They sleep.
QUOTE(Xephyr)
Which would you prefer as a weapon, an arrow lit on fire, or an arrow steeped in poison?
Fire.
QUOTE(Xephyr)
Is this really Sparta?
No, it's ridiculous.
QUOTE(Xephyr)
Would Grimace eat Mayor McCheese, or would the Hamburgler steal him before the lardass got a chance?
No.
QUOTE(Xephyr)
Speaking of the Hamburgler, what does he do with all of those hamburgers, anyways?
There are hundreds of websites on that. Look it up.
QUOTE(Xephyr)
Is naming your son Jesus (either the normal Jesus or the hay-zeus Jesus) blasphemy?
"Hey-zeus" is a Spanish pronunciation...
Anyway, no. As long as you don't name the kid Iehovah.
QUOTE(Haru)
What happens when the spanish inquisition is expected?
It's not really expected.
This post has been edited by Raijinili: Feb 13 2009, 05:00 PM