QUOTE(Dust Hale)
If gather enough earwax, could you make a birthday candle?
No. You could make a deathday candle, though.
QUOTE(Dust Hale)
How many a Walrus'd would it take to make a Neon'd?
How many wouldn't it take!
QUOTE(Dust Hale)
How many pockets should a pocket protector protect with all its might?
One. The rest you should be grateful for.
QUOTE(Dust Hale)
Have you solved a 4-D maze before?
I've drawn a 4-D cube.
QUOTE(Dust Hale)
when will pigs fly?
What do you mean, "when"?
QUOTE(Ether)
Which is the best Linux distro?
Linux.
QUOTE(Dust Hale)
What is the best Linux disco?
Run()nin' unkill()ed