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| Frisk |
 Oct 2 2007, 01:36 PM
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Okay, so last night I get home. Its like any other normal day 'cept my grandma's going to church for a
revival. So, my dad pops in the movie Next and everything's fine...until...it's time to go. After going to our car and discovering, as usual, its locked. My grandmother remembers her purse is in the car. She, of course, is the only one with keys to the car because she doesn't trust me or my dad. She doesn't remember where the keys are. After tearing our house apart, she tries to use a pair of house keys, then a knife, then a paper clip to unlock the door. She gets my dad to try to run a coat-hanger through the window, and it doesn't work. After calling her best friend, she decides to go to church with her. Just as she is pulling up, my grandmother finds it in...of all places... her bra. |
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| Sir Spiff |
Dec 2 2007, 06:35 PM
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You have no idea how many headaches broken sarcasm detectors have caused me.
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vahn14 Stupidity Oct 2 2007, 01:36 PM
Chaos Seraph Your grandmother has insensitive breasts. Oct 2 2007, 03:48 PM vahn14 No kidding. Oct 2 2007, 03:54 PM P.P.A. That place sure is safe from thieves. Oct 2 2007, 06:13 PM Sauce XIV Pervert thieves then? Oct 2 2007, 08:31 PM Rhiannon We found the car keys in our fridge, one time. Oct 2 2007, 09:50 PM Sir Spiff You didn't check inside your grandmother's... Nov 28 2007, 05:26 PM Chaos Seraph
Do note this kills any small humor your post had ... Dec 2 2007, 06:27 PM Chaos Seraph So you think we're all as stupid as the averag... Dec 2 2007, 07:50 PM Sir Spiff No. I think at least one of you might be. Dec 3 2007, 03:14 AM Enzd That's probably me.
No, I didn't read up... Dec 3 2007, 07:05 AM chrishawke I left my keys on a tree once. Dec 3 2007, 02:26 PM Walrus How do you leave keys in tree? Dec 3 2007, 08:22 PM Sauce XIV The same way you leave them in your bra I'm gu... Dec 3 2007, 09:39 PM Iridana There are three car keys for my car in my house, b... Dec 3 2007, 09:51 PM {EsG} Orochi new jersey devils rule get over it XD Dec 11 2007, 09:47 PM Rhiannon You might want to read over the rules again, {EsG}... Dec 12 2007, 12:51 AM Raij|Away He might be demonstrating stupidity. Dec 12 2007, 12:48 PM Lord Rasler Her...bra?
That new. The wierdest place I lost my... Dec 13 2007, 02:38 AM {EsG} Orochi k im srry but when u sayn off topic that means the... Dec 13 2007, 04:36 PM Irysa You should read the forum descriptions.
Off topic... Dec 13 2007, 04:57 PM Rhiannon I think I'll change the title of this forum to... Dec 14 2007, 01:55 AM {EsG} Orochi well thx i just got t'he wrong inpresion so sr... Dec 14 2007, 02:47 AM Lord Rasler why do I have the feeling that I hate you? Dec 14 2007, 03:40 AM
Vahn So a couple of months back, me and two friends are... Jul 2 2010, 07:53 AM |
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