iGod, has to be my favorite bot Options

[WhiteKnight]

http://www.titane.ca/concordia/dfar251/igod/main.html

Crazy stuff man.

[Enzd]

Me:
Hi
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
That doesn't matter right now.
God:
At this moment What does matter?
Me:
Yggdra Union on the PSP.
God:
I've been waiting for you.
Me:
What?
God:
Not really but it makes a good pickup line.
Me:
WHAT?
God:
No problem.
Me:
But... what?
God:
But what? Are you confused?
Me:
YES
God:
What are you confused about?
Me:
You just took off in a completely different direction :(
God:
I didn't steal it.
Me:
I... steal what?
God:
I haven't heard anything like that before: said steal what.
Me:
I'm certain you have.
God:
You sound convincing. No I have not.
Me:
But I'm certain.
God:
I see.
Me:
No, you don't!
God:
Yes I do. I guess not.
Me:
WHA
God:
Quite honestly, I wouldn't worry myself about that.
Me:
T
God:
I only hear that type of response less than five percent of the time.
Me:
Anyway, back to Yggdra Union, which is coming out on the PSP next year.
God:
Yes, let us get back to T.
Me:
..
God:
Yes, let us get back to T.
Me:
No, Yggdra Union.
God:
Are you serious? Ask me another question.
Me:
NO
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
YES
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
...
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
...
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
I get it.
God:
Do you think about these things?
Me:
What things?
God:
You know, "things.".
Me:
What are these 'things."?
God:
I would do a search for it.
Me:
On what?
God:
The red block is on the green block.
Me:
Is that a new search engine?
God:
Suppose I said yes.
Me:
Then I would go look it up on Google.
God:
What would make you go look it up on Google?
Me:
Um... I'd be curious to see if it's a real site. I think that'd be pretty good motivation.
God:
That's alright. How do you know? The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about these things. Try being more or less specific.
Me:
>:O YOU'RE NOT GOD
God:
That assumption is only a supposition.
Me:
THAT'S IT, I AM NOT BUYING YOU YGGDRA UNION WHICH IS COMING OUT ON THE PSP SOMETIME NEXT YEAR
God:
OK. No one says you have to.
Me:
But... :(
God:
But what?
Me:
But... !
God:
But what?
Me:
I hate you.
God:
What do you have against robots?
Me:
YOU LIAR
God:
No I'm telling the truth.