Rzul walked into WhiteKnight's house(because you can do that in all RPGs, which is why those idiots in Cerulean City were robbed of everything but a Diglet), and challanged him. WhiteKnight sent out Dialga and Palkia, saying "HA HAH HA! You can't possibly defeat the gods of time and space!!" Rzul being the clever trainer who was also once Kanto, Johto, and Sinnoh Leauge Champion, just smiled. Sending out a mysterious Pokemon that WhiteKnight had never seen before, he yelled out an attack. "JUDGEMENT, NOW!!" Palkia and Dialga were blown away by shafts of light and othr cool shit, and fainted promptly. Rzul called back the mysterious pokemon. Doing a Malice hair fwip, he remarked; "You can't beat the Original One". And with that he walked out the door leaving WhiteKnight with a gaping jaw and two legendaries in critical condition.
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I once saw Phoenix Wright cosplay at JACON... I thought my eyes would shrivel up.
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