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[Jan Akiyama]

Three guys are stuck on a deserted island. They have no way off until they find a magic lamp. Since the genie grants only three wishes, they each get one wish. The first guy says he wants to go home. So he is sent home. The other says he wants to go with the other guy. So he is sent to join his friend. The last buy starts crying and says "I want my friends back!"

Ten people are stuck on a hanging rope. They soon find out that its gonna snap if one of them does not let go. After all of their bickering, one guy says he will let go of the rope. So he makes a long and touching farewell speech. After he is done everyone claps.

A guy is off to buy a bull.He tells his sister thathe will send her a telegram when he gets it. He finds one but when he tries to send a telegram, he is told that the machine is broken and can only send one word telegrams. After a lot of debating, he decides to send the word "comfortable". The telegram dude asks why that word. The boy replies "My sister reads slowly. She will understand."

[Leyviur]

A man and his wife from Minneapolis want to go to Florida but they both had jobs, so it was hard to schedule both of them at once. However, they eventually were able to get the vacation, with the man going on Thursday, and his wife going on Friday. The man gets to Florida and writes his wife a letter to say he has arrived. Unfortunately, he accidentally sends the email to the wrong address without noticing.

Meanwhile, a widow returns home in Houston, having just come back from the funeral or her husband, a minister. She checked her email expecting mail from family and friends, and instead finds an email from an unknown email address. Upon reading the email, she faints and falls flat on the ground.

The email read,

"To my loving wife:

Just arrived here. I am happy to report that everything has been prepared for when you come here tomorrow.

From, your loving husband.

PS: Sure is hot down here."