World domination, Any suggestions? Options

[P.P.A.]

This is the World Domination thread! Post your ideas how to rule over the earth here.
~NOTE: If anyone manages to take over the world using someone else´s plan, he has to give the inventor on the plan at least one good country.~

My plan: Selling stupid ring tones and silly wallpapers for mobile phones for free but everyone who takes one must sign a contract that he/she will vote for me at a time. When I sold enough mobile phone stuff, I´ll tell everyone to vote for me the next elevation and then I´ll become the president of a lot of countries. If that are enough countries, I´ll force the other ones to make me the king of the world!! Muahahahahaha!!! (I don´t like that violent stuff with destroying capitals and such...)

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[lightningdude]

I say we pollute all of the water sources with something that seems like poison, tell everyone that they are poisoned, and say that the only way we will give the cure is if they hand everything over to us. Then tell them it's all fake.

But, before you tell them that, you must form a militia of people that have been brainwashed. After all, if the people are mad enough, they will try to revolt. If you have a big enough militia, you can rule without question.