World domination, Any suggestions? Options

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This is the World Domination thread! Post your ideas how to rule over the earth here.
~NOTE: If anyone manages to take over the world using someone else´s plan, he has to give the inventor on the plan at least one good country.~

My plan: Selling stupid ring tones and silly wallpapers for mobile phones for free but everyone who takes one must sign a contract that he/she will vote for me at a time. When I sold enough mobile phone stuff, I´ll tell everyone to vote for me the next elevation and then I´ll become the president of a lot of countries. If that are enough countries, I´ll force the other ones to make me the king of the world!! Muahahahahaha!!! (I don´t like that violent stuff with destroying capitals and such...)

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Forget my old plan. It´s unrealistic, childish and silly. My new plan is to send hypnotic lava lamps to all people with power and make them give me their powers. If I was the world dominator then, I´d bring peace to the earth, stop the destruction of the the rain forests and make rich countries give money to poor countries, for example in Africa.
During the time I attempt to conquer the world, in the center of my secret base would be a huge lava lamp and my nameless guards would be hippies armed with laser signs and beam-shooting flowers as weapons. But I´m unsure about that.